There are many uses for a good solid chair and sex is probably the most fun that you will ever have with one. The trick to chair sex is to look beyond the standard “sit on me” and “bend over” positions.

The parrot begins with the woman doing what we have all been told not to countless of times by our parents. Sitting on top of the back of the chair with her feet on the seat.

With the man standing behind her holding her waist for support, she is then instructed to slide down the back of the chair until only the back of her knees are hooked around the top and her bum is hanging freely.

The man can now proceed with penetration, which may require him to lean the chair back slightly. This is a balancing act of sorts, but if you get it set just right it actually requires little strength.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
9.5… yup, the most fun you’ll have with a chair!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No. As long as you are using a good solid wooden chair, there should be no problem.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, and the motions all came quite simply
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Well, obviously as soon as she slides down the back she is going to begin to fall back, so this will be a test of the trust in your relationship. Missing her would sure be funny, but the next couple of weeks masturbating alone wouldn’t be!

How long did you last in the position?  15 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  Yes, this position was a definite turn on for her and the different angle got me into some hard to reach spots that she seemed to really enjoy.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  The view is beautiful and the action can be as wild or tame as you like it. This position is all the man. She can’t rock back and forth and mess up your rhythm as they sometimes do with the regular dog. She is on a rack with nowhere to go but wherever you want her to. It doesn’t get much better than this!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  This position is incredibly comfortable. If you get a good balance on the chair, it actually takes very little effort to keep this one going.
Woman:  At first it is fairly comfortable, but it won’t last forever. Eventually the chair will start to dig in the back of her knees and put her feet to sleep.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This position lends itself to the man becoming a pleasure hog for his own gratification, but if your partner gets off on that kind of thing, it will be a big turn on for her too. There isn’t much partnership or communication going on here, so the guy may have to do a little cuddle time in exchange…

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position is very raw and crude. It separates the touchy-feely stuff and gets straight down to the sex. Having her balanced on a chair makes it easy to pull her onto you, which also makes for some intense pounding sessions. This is a real treat for the guy who likes a$$.

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes, two.

Did he reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, we would most certainly do this position again. While it is certainly not something you would do too often, it breaks up the usual standard positions and gives you options in several other areas of the house you may not have thought of before.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Make sure the chair is sturdy. We found this out the hard way!

The back alley is a dirty place to get it on, so some of you public boinkers are going to love this one. This position begins with the woman kneeling in front of her partner, holding her torso up by her arms which are placed behind her. Her hands should be the only part of her body that gets dirty if you do this right.

Keeping her elbows locked, the man steps in, lifts her legs into the air, and either supports the underside of her knees, or places her ankles around his neck. Her torso should be parallel to the ground, as if she is floating above an invisible bed. Her yoni should be in direct contact with his member by this point and penetration is the next obvious step.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
8.5… this is a sound position in a snap!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No, as Kama Sutra goes this one is fairly simple.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  No, this position is very natural and lends itself to the standard missionary.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Check for glass and cockroaches on the ground before you settle in…

How long did you last in the position?  10 minutes…

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She loved it. I had good control of her button, she has good control of her hip thrusts… no cockroaches. All was right with the world.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Yes, this position feels awesome!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  This is a rather comfortable position. She is holding half her weight, so any strain that may typically be on your back with this type of position is cut in half. The guy could last all night, it is the girl who is going to be the problem.
Woman:  While it may feel good to her. There is a time clock ticking once she locks her arms, tightens those triceps, and she is hanging in mid air by only the skin of her palms. Her arms will inevitably start shaking, and if she is no where near climax, it will be break time. She’s gonna have to pace herself unless she goes by the name Mrs Olympia.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  This position borders on intimacy. There is no face to face connection, so reading each others pleasure meter will be mostly through sound, which if you are outside will need to be kept to a minimum unless you like an audience with cellphone cameras. The whole experience however is intimate in the fact that the danger of getting caught builds a sort of comradeship that just can’t be duplicated in the bedroom.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  She did have sore triceps the next morning.
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The environment plays a big part in this position. If you are at home… to tell you the truth it doesn’t feel a heck of a lot different than the normal missionary (wheel barrel) on the edge of a bed. But in public, this position is exciting, thrilling, risky, intense, sexy, and fulfilling!

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did he reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No, this one will need to be a little shorter.

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Hell yes… we want to experience this position on the beach (no sand in your crack), lakeside, trampoline, by a winter stream, a summer stream, our backyard, front yard, rooftop, an elevator, a Las Vegas bus stop…

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  No… you can’t go wrong here as far as I can see

Everybody loves a good piggy back ride, and this one proves to be one of the best a man could get. To properly execute this position, both partners need to be in the standing position, with the male “rider” facing towards the woman’s rear end.

The woman now must embrace herself against a wall or equivalent to prepare for the man who must literally leap up onto her back, wrapping his legs securely around her for support.

If she is able to handle his weight, he can now slide down her rump until she is able to guide his manhood into her yoni. Once the man is securely inside, she can either stand still or walk around, whichever she chooses, while the man humps away to his (and hopefully her) delight.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
9… this is a hoot!
Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this is not an easy position to achieve. There are a lot of factors that play into this, the mans weight and the womans strength are among the most important.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  I felt like a cartoon character from Roger Rabbit. The motions come naturally if the woman can handle the mans weight. If you can get traction on her thighs with your feet, things can really get spirited!
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  I highly recommend not exactly leaping on her, as this may be just the straw the breaks the camels back. It is better to use a stool or something similar and climb up on her back and gently settle yourself so that she can get use to the weight. I also recommend having her use something to give her support, such as a counter, bed board, sink, etc…
How long did you last in the position?  10-15 minutes… I can”t exactly remember as time flies when you’re having fun.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She is not a huge fan of doggy style sex, so when she says it was “not bad”, that is indeed a compliment to the position.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position was incredibly satisfying. I was a piglet in manure… and yes, a little pig grunting was quite apropos.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  There is nothing relaxing about this position. The testosterone is pumping, the heart is racing, and you got to be on your toes (literally), so she don’t throw you off!
Woman:  It was most comfortable as long as she supported herself against a sturdy object. When she tried to hold me freestanding, that’s when things got uncomfortable.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this position is a lot of fun, but there is very little intimacy shared between the couple. It is pretty much a slam, bam, thank you ma’am. Perhaps if you tell her that you love her once before you jump on her back, then once when you jump off, you could call it moderately intimate.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The erection was quite intense from the moment of penetration. I would say that I could have been a 2 minute man, hadn’t I paced myself for the long haul. There is no worrying about what faces you make, or what spicy language you use, you just hop on and let nature take its course. There is something really beautiful about that.

Did she reach orgasm?  …A small one (but it counts)
Did he reach orgasm?  …Yes
Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  I tried…

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes… yes, I would certainly do this position again. It produced one heck of a climax, and was intense from the first minute to the last. Very few positions are quite this exciting right out of the gate.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  If there is a weight issue that is making this position impossible for your partner to handle your weight, it is quite possible for the man to use a sex harness to put gravity on his side and still get the same effect. You may have to alter a few straps and such, but “if you build it… you will cum!

Here is a very advanced (oral) Kama Sutra position that will certainly take some balance and dexterity to accomplish. It begins by the man performing a headstand against a wall, holding his weight by his arms. He can then carefully lower himself down to where he is supporting part of his weight with his head and neck muscles.

The woman can now slide in, placing his head between her legs and then place her own head between his. The two can now pleasure each other with the succulent taste of each others nectar. The man and woman can also swap positions during play to give the man a rest.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
3… you’ll see why!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  I had some difficulty getting into position, yes.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  This is a similar helpless feeling to being tied up in knots like a pretzel. I was definitely not at my best form when it came to working my oral magic. This position lends itself to an immediate discomfort and lack of oxygen that is just not conducive to planting your face in your partners muff for several minutes without a snorkel hanging out of her ass.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  It is easier to climb a wall to a headstand with your face pointing towards the wall than it is to flip around using a front somersault. The problem with this however is your partner must then squeeze between the wall and your face to get in the correct position. Since I couldn’t muster the courage for the flip, we went with the squeeze play.

How long did you last in the position?  2 minutes… she was against the snorkel idea, so we had to cut it short!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  The position didn’t do a whole lot for her.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Very little enjoyment. As Confucius once say, “Strong ‘wood’ cannot a man make, but a man cannot make “wood” if he is hanging upside down in a tree.” It is all a matter of simple hydraulics!

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  No,  Man (especially man) is just not meant to hang upside. Balls just don’t feel right hanging up!
Woman:  She was comfortable, but also bored.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, I see this position as similar to that of a bad boob job. It’s all for the look, but doesn’t add a whole lot to the action… but then again, one persons bloated jugs, is another’s golden globes… so this stroke just might be considered intimate for some folk.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position gave me a slight headache, made me sick to my stomach, drained my mojo, softened my “wood”, scrunched my balls, and wounded my inner child! Other than that, it was terrible!

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  …No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No! Read all the above again and if you still don’t understand, try it for yourself.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Putting the woman in the upside down position seems to work a lot better in my opinion

For those of you who have always thought the Black Bee as just too laid back. As a reminder in case you don’t know the Black Bee by heart, it starts with the man in the seated position with both hands behind holding himself upright. The woman then enters the picture and rides him like champion rodeo star using his shoulders as a harness.

The Advanced Black Bee begins with this same setup, but then adds the addition of both her legs on top of the mans shoulders. This puts more pressure on the man to produce the motion, as well as plain and simple just puts a lot more PRESSURE on the man himself!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
7… not great, but not horrible either.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  It does take some getting used to the added weight, compared to the regular Black Bee.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  She felt a bit like a pretzel. The motions are actually quite difficult, because you are taking a position which generally relies quite heavily on the womans legs to do the up and down honors and handicaps the couple to a simulated session of quadriplegic sex.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  There is just one simple rule to follow here. If you don’t think that you could piggy back your girl down the length of a football field, you really have to ask yourself if you want all that weight on “Frank” and his two bowling buddies. Trying to bounce a full figured woman using only your hips can be quite challenging. Even a “skinny minny” is going to be a challenge… but it can be done!

How long did you last in the position?  8 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She thought that it was okay. She was never close to attaining an orgasm during its motions, but it did provide some decent stimulation for her.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  I would agree with her on this one. It was enjoyable, but it lacked the necessary ability to move all that much. You can certainly do a lot of grinding… but many of us guys prefer that in and out “friction”.

Short Answers

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  No, this position is not very comfortable, especially in comparison with the regular Black Bee. If you want comfort, go with the standard Bee… if you want to see how many snack cakes your girl has been sneaking in at lunch, go with the Advanced Bee.
Woman:  She was fairly comfortable, although she much prefers the regular Black Bee… and she didn’t like my “snack cake” comment.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  I would say that this position has a nice intimacy element as it provides great face to face contact. However, due to the position of the womans legs, kissing is a bit of a challenge as well as laying your hands on any of her choice body parts. In general, intimacy is not very convenient unless you are very skilled at magic or the one arm push-up.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  The position itself was a bit frustrating. Your mind keeps telling you all the things it would like to do, but because of your positioning, your hands are tied (literally), so you are limited to a lot of swaying and grinding. This position is fun for the first minute or two, but beyond that, it starts to feel like it is compromising the strength of your “wood”.

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  …No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, it is a worthy position and it puts a nice spin on the regular Bee. This is however just one of those “every-now-and-then” positions and not a staple by any stretch of the term!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, a Chinese sex net (a.k.a. sex harness) works great with many advanced Kama Sutra positions and puts the element of magic on your side. All those times you wish you could lift your partner at the tug of your whim, becomes as easy as the tug of a rope.

While Perhaps not the most romantic position in the modern Kama Sutra Handbook, the guys sure seem to like it. The position begins with the woman kneeling in a subservient position with her mouth open and ready to receive her man.

The man grabs the back of her head and pulls her towards his member and inserts it in her mouth. As lovingly as possible of course… unless she likes it rough!

The man controls the motion of this position for the most part, pulling himself into her mouth back and forth, allowing her to adjust her mouth for tightness.

This is a common method for “deep” penetration at its most extreme, but not for the faint of heart!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
8.5 for the guy and a -1 for this particular gal!

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Nope…

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No. I felt like a mighty Trojan soldier having his way with his slave woman. She felt like a strong roman woman playing with a Greek boy who could lose his manhood at the slightest sneeze.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: Well, you better tell the woman about your plans prior to execution. Such a forced position does not go over well with every woman and could not only leave you in the doghouse… but in the doghouse with one less LEG-up to the world, if you know what I mean.
How long did you last in the position? 5 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She did not enjoy this position.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): It is actually a nice little position that could make for some fun and safe role playing, but if the woman isn’t into it… it sure throws a sweaty stained pair of boxers into the works!

Short Answers:

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: Plenty comfortable
Woman: Not comfortable at all.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? This position is an “anti-intimate” position. Think of the most coldest, selfish positions you can and then add a side order of humiliation. The key word here is “role-play”. It can be fun to have sex without any intimacy, just wild, lustful pushing and jerking… ya know, but in a loving way!
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No, and the teeth marks disappeared after the first day, so no harm done.
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? There are days she would have played along with this position and it would have been a lot of fun, but I caught her on a bad day, so it was like stroking a cat from the tail up! It was like having sex with your mother-in-law. It was like sticking your manhood into a vat of battery acid. It was like… you get the point.

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? …No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, I think if perhaps I catch her on a better day and ease her into it, things will go much more smoothly.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: Monitor that premenstrual cycle… this position is good for two weeks out of every month.