Bang Town

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, November 6, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Ladies in  Men’s Shirts only at The Estate.

• Ntrigue at Buckwild.

• Breakfast buffet at The Men’s Club.

• Late night party at the Gold Club.

• DJ Jazzy Jimmy at Dixie’s Tavern.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, October 20, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Grapes and Hops at Earth Fare.

• Tune Up Tuesday at Whisky River.

• South of The Border Tuesday at Uptown Cabaret.

• Half off admission to MAL Clubs.

• Watch guys in shorts play with balls.

As you think back to high school or college, there was probably one person who you wished you’d stepped to and at least gotten a drunken hook up with.

Fast forward ten years and it’s time to see that person again. That’s right, it’s reunion and homecoming time. Over the last decade, you’ve done pretty well for yourself. You’ve either gotten a good job, broken out of whatever clique you were in and lost or gain some weight.

You’ve grown up and you’ve gotten confident. You know what to say to the opposite sex and how to get your flirt on. And you don’t give a damn if the jocks or mean girls talk about you behind your back.

Still, you wonder if that guy or girl that you were crushing on is single or even worth all the time that you spent thinking about them in high school or college. Then they walk into the venue and as luck would have it, the last ten years have been good to them. They’re still smoking hot as you remembered. He or she is single/divorced/widowed or otherwise unattached. You’re single –even if it is just for the weekend.

Is it now time for you to find out what you’ve been missing?

While your loins may say yes and your crush may be willing, you could be making a huge mistake.

1.)  What if it doesn’t live up to the decade long fantasy you’ve built up in your head? The disappointment will kill you, not literally, but you get what I’m saying.

2.) What if you do have someone in your present life and somehow they find out about you reunion/homecoming hook-up? Are you willing to risk your present just because you had to dip back into the past?

3.) It could be the best sex ever to you, but your old crush may be bored as hell. Then you’re never going to see this person again and that’s going to lead to many more years of wondering what’s next in this decade old one-sided love affair.

4.) Your crush could end up being a stalker. While they may have been stable in high school or college, who knows what kind of freaky shit happened to him or her in the last ten years? You could have comforted them in a way that’s going to make them move to your current town and plant him/herself at your feet and make you love them when all you really wanted was a romp.

So before you step to that old crush, weigh the pros and cons and check yourself, because you could be the crazy one.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, October 9, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Club Insomnia at The Gold Club.

• Blacklight party at The Estate.

• Prowl Pep Rally at Blackfinn.

• OMG Friday at The Alley Cat.

• DJ Jazzy Jimmy at Dixie’s Tavern.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 30, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Mojitos and Stilettos at Chima.

• All you can eat at The Men’s Club.

• Big Boys at The Actor’s Theater.

• Ladies night line dancing at Coyote Joes.

• Wet Wednesday at Leather and Lace.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 28, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Bark at The Moon night.

• Monday night football at Uptown Cabaret.

• Find your Muse, open mic at the Evening Muse.

• Karaoke at Dixie’s Tavern.

• Taste of the world.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 18, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Naughty School Girl weekend at The Estate.

• Best breakfast buffet in town after 3 a.m.

• Hillbilly Ho-Down at Leather and Lace Southend.

• Friday Night Pool Party in Ballentyne.

• Learn Pole Tricks.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, September 17, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Champagne Thursday at Club Onyx.

• $5 Table Dance at Carousel.

• Ride the bull at (the) Bar Charlotte.

• Learn Salsa-Hip Hop fusion.

• Cigar evenings at The Sunset Club.

• Tremont Pool League play.

• Two For Tuesday at The Crazy Horse.

Here are the five best events to get you hot and bothered with or without a date going down in Charlotte and the surrounding area today, August 14, 2009 — as selected by the folks at Creative Loafing.

• Sexy bikini foam party at HALO.

• Dressed to Thrill at The Estate.

• Have a cigar at The Gentleman’s Club.

• The Breakfast Club playing the best of the 80s.

•Scarface at The Men’s Club.