Morning Roundup
June 11th, 2007 by Joe Bardi in The Morning PapersThe end is the beginning is the end…
- More bad news for real estate speculators: “… evidence is mounting that the migration boom [Florida] experienced in the first half of the decade is over.”
- Joementum! “Crazy” Joe Lieberman agitates for the bombing of Iran. Fellow Dems agitate for Joe to shut the hell up.
- Larry Flynt’s offer of $1 million for information on marriage-cheating politicos has produced around 200 leads. Here’s looking forward to that “Women of the House (of Representatives)” Hustler cover story.
- The St. Pete Pier gets a snazzy new website.
- The final episode of The Sopranos airs, proving the creators of Lost aren’t the only ones who don’t know how their show should end. Huff Post reports angry fans even crashed HBO’s website.
- Here’s a shock: The Bataan Death March pace of air travel is leaving passengers pissed off and spoiling for a fight with undeserving flight attendants. You seat-back can be used as a boxing glove …
- Headline of the day, courtesy of our friends in Gainesville: Big snakes make kids giggle.
- Paris Hilton finds God in prison, quickly calls Barbara Walters to report the good news. God was unavailable for comment.
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