News breaking all over the place

June 13th, 2008 by Joe Bardi in Random Acts

It’s good new/bad news this afternoon:

Good news: Fans of horrific R&B ballads can breathe easy as pop-pisser R. Kelly is free after a Chicago jury found him not guilty on all 14 charges related to child pornography and a famed sex tape.

Bad news: NBC News icon and Meet the Press host Tim Russert is dead of an apparent heart attack.

Actually, maybe that’s bad news/bad news.


4 Responses to “News breaking all over the place”

  1. Ben Fry Says:

    That sucks. I mean, both of those news items suck.

  2. Phil Says:

    Fuck, and Tim Russert was one of the good ones!

    I smell a conspiracy!

  3. black domina Says:

    do you think r kelly will be launching a search for the real fucker? Like OJ did for the real killer.

  4. Joe Bardi Says:

    No doubt, Domina. Even if he has to watch every video in existence of an older man pissing on an under-aged girl to do it.

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