Songs for George Carlin

June 23rd, 2008 by Wade Tatangelo in Music

24h.jpgIn honor of the late, great George Carlin, today’s Top 10 is dedicated to songs that contain one (or more) of the cusses included in the famed comic’s classic routine “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television.”

Top 10: Songs for George Carlin

1. “My Shit’s Fucked Up,” Warren Zevon

2. “Bitches Ain’t Shit,” Dr. Dre/Ben Folds

3. “Cocksucker Blues,” The Rolling Stones

4. “Fuck Me Pumps,” Amy Winehouse

5. “Little T & A,” The Rolling Stones

6. “Fuck the Police,” N.W.A.

7. “Piss and Vinegar,” Against Me!

8. “Still Don’t Give a Fuck,” Eminem

9. “Funk Shit,” The Prodigy

10. “Sure As Shit,” Kathleen Edwards

Cross-posted from Tampa Calling.

From Wikipedia:

The words are (with examples):

  1. Shit – The bird shit on the statue.
  2. Piss – I have to piss like a race horse.
  3. FuckFuck you.
  4. Cunt – She has a gorgeous cunt.
  5. Cocksucker – Go to hell, you cocksucker.
  6. Motherfucker – You are a motherfucker.
  7. Tits – Hey, nice tits.

Later, Carlin referred to three additional “auxiliary” words:

  1. Fart – I farted.
  2. Turd – Who dropped a turd in the urinal?
  3. Twat – Shave that hairy twat.


5 Responses to “Songs for George Carlin”

  1. Scott Z Says:

    Plaistow Patricia – Ian Dury & the Blockheads

  2. gabe Says:

    i’ve always wondered why “asshole” wasn’t on the list. from my college radio days, i learned you COULD say “asshole” on the air, during the day. anyone know why “asshole” is acceptable but “piss” is not?

  3. Joran Slane Says:

    Wow. Seeing that again makes you realize what an amazing performer he really was!

  4. Sal Says:

    “Fuckin’ Up,” Neil Young

  5. Leilani Says:

    “Fuck Dying,” Ice Cube/Korn.

    Very appropos.

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