Not-so-big Bertha
July 3rd, 2008 by Joe Bardi in WhatnotWe have ourselves some weather action, folks! Tropical Storm Bertha has formed in the Atlantic, approximately 4 gagillion miles away from Florida — but moving west. If the forecast track is to be believed, Massachusetts could be wiped off the map as early as July 20th.
For the moment, those of us manning the CL 4000 Weather Center advise you to stay out of the Home Depot, as we have not yet issued our “Buy plywood or die!” advisory notice. However, you should stay tuned to this blog for extremely late-breaking weather news and last rites.
And run for you lives!
(Sorry, the excitement of hurricane season is already getting the better of us.)
July 3rd, 2008 at 6:49 pm
joe, you are too funny. thanks for the laugh!
July 3rd, 2008 at 8:24 pm
We have a weather center?
July 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
sal,
i think i’m half of the weather center. since i’m one of 2 people i the office with a window view. i can tell you if a hurricane is coming from the east and vickie in corporate can tell you if a hurricane is coming from the west.
July 5th, 2008 at 12:52 am
Yes we have a weather center, Sal! It’s the office next to the giant Triple Doppler 14000 we had installed last week.
June 30th, 2009 at 2:00 am
thank you for giving such suggestion..
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Sean Cruz