The eighth wonder of the world is mysterious enough, but the Ninth Kama Sutra Wonder is more than just a mystery, it is a gymnastics routine suitable for the Olympics.

The position begins with the woman arched backwards, holding herself in a perfect arc by only her hands and feet. The man is then instructed to step-in and offers his member to her open mouth.

While she is busy pleasuring his member, the man arches himself forward across her body, meeting her form exactly, and then attending to her yoni with an eager tongue.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position gets a 9 for form and a 7 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes, she did indeed have a hard time keeping herself in the arched position for any real length of time. This is not exactly something that you can just jump into without prior experience.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
No, we felt more like a cheerleading squad. Once you are in position, the motions are simple enough… just like eating a fudgesickle (or moon pie) upside down!

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:
My best recommendation for the guy is to get in there quick if you want to get any action. 9 times out of 10 you’ll end up on the floor doing 69 by the third or fourth time she falls down.

How long did you last in the position?
5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
She didn’t get too much enjoyment out of this position, she was in too much discomfort.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
I didn’t get too much enjoyment either. Probably the worst blowjob a man will ever receive, will be by a woman in discomfort!

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Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?

• Man: Yes, I had no problems to speak of.
• Woman: No, this position requires the woman to do this intermediate level yoga stance for at least 2 to 5 minutes to get-off even the average ‘two-minute’ man. But all you 30-second dudes will have it made!

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?
This position is moderately intimate. After all, it is basically a glamorized 69. Although for most guys it will end up being more of a 34 and a half..

Are you achy or sore after the fact?

• Man: No
• Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
This position is quite artistic and beautiful in form. It does make you feel sexy and youthful in the beginning, but that soon changes to out-of-shape and old when you figure out you really can’t do it.

Did she reach orgasm? …No
Did he reach orgasm? …No
Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes, this is a position that I have set in my mind to conquer. My partner does do yoga, but she is not quite at the level to hold the arch pose for long enough to do anything. With practice we hope to actually get a good session in we can tell our grandchildren about…

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:
If all else fails, drop down into 69… there is no shame in failing this game!

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Have you ever had a thing for those well endowed next naked ladies you find on the front of sea boats. These “figureheads” as they were known, were meant to guide sailor’s home safely, but they were often the source of a lot of upper deck jerk sessions.

Today we bring you a position that is designed to bring those fantasies to life:

This position begins with the man seated in a chair. The woman then sits on his lap facing away from him and leans forward just enough to reach behind her and grab his shoulders or upper arms for support.

Pulling her legs behind her, she can now allow herself to drape elegantly forward in the classic figurehead position. Sails ahoy!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position gets a 7.5 for form and a 6 for function.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No, this position is quite self explanatory once you start messing around with it. While it may take a few minutes to get everything set up and working, there is nothing too tricky.

Did you feel like a pretzel?
Were you able to do the motions once in position? No. The motions are kind of a ‘make-it-up-on-your-own-as-you-go-along’ kind of thing.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
You won’t need them.

How long did you last in the position?
10-12 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):
She felt this position offered some stimulation. A whole lot of it… no. But enough to get the juices flowing… yes!

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):
The view of this position is quite enjoyable for those who love nude art/photography. The way her back and neck arch, bosoms hang, hair drapes… it is a rather elegant pose to behold. The stimulation itself… well, not so great!

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Was the position comfortable?
Were you able to relax?
Man: Quite comfortable and relaxing.
Woman: I was surprised to hear that this position was actually quite comfortable. It provided a good stretch, and made her feel beautiful.Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?
Yes and no. The position itself is a bit distant. You can’t read her facial expressions, hear her sighs, or touch each other as readily as other positions allow. However, with the use of a mirror that can all change.Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: NoWhat did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?
Most of us have an artistic side to our sexuality. This position was less about the slam and the bam and more about appreciating the figure and form of my partner. There is something about this position that brings out the Romeo, who is usually held down by the Ozzy Osbourne.Did she reach orgasm? …No
Did he reach orgasm? …No
Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm? N/AWould you do this position again (why or why not)?
Yes we would. For me, I sometimes get so lost in the sex itself, that I forget to actually look at the beauty in the process. This position offers an easy reminder for what attracted us to our partners in the first place.

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Every once in awhile a position comes out whose soul purpose is just to see if you can do it. While not a traditional position, this one does promise some good tales around the bar stool.

This position begins with the man in a handstand with his hands on the floor and torso leaning up against the bed (facing the bed). The woman then sits on the edge of the bed with her legs wrapped around his waist.

Now it is up to the woman to help her partner achieve penetration while in this very compromising position. Once penetration is achieved, both partners can wrap their legs around each other for support and wiggle n’ gyrate.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
6.5

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  Yes, this position takes balance, coordination, and communication to achieve penetration. If you are lucky to get this far, it will take even more communication to figure out how to achieve any stimulation. This is a two part puzzle.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position messes with your head as you are not only upside down, but turned ‘bassackwards’.
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  Nope… that is all part of the experience. Actually, it is the entire experience!

How long did you last in the position?  5 minutes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  There was not a huge enjoyment factor on her behalf. The penetration was shallow, the movement limit… and the view from her angle wasn’t so great either.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  Not much enjoyment here either. There is a brief moment of excitement once your in position, but it quickly dwindles once you realize there’s not much more to it.

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Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  Hell no, this position isn’t comfortable. And since I am not particularly comfortable with my bare ass being stared at, I was subconscious of this situation the whole time.
Woman:  She just sat there looking rather distant, perhaps there was a sort of relaxation going on there, but I would more appropriately classify this as boredom, and there is little the guy can do to liven things up.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  No, this position is as far removed as masturbating in two separate rooms, grunting and moaning to each other through two cans of tomato sauce tied between a rope. This is the definition of angry sex… heaven forbid if the man has had a bean burrito within the past day or two.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  This position felt awkward, cold, uncomfortable, distant, and unsatisfying as a whole, but there is a brief moment of pride that comes with its initial accomplishment. This is sex for sport… not pleasure!

Did she reach orgasm?  …No

Did he reach orgasm?  …No

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  N/A

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  No… once you’ve been there and done that you won’t want to go again. It’s kind of like the movie Titanic… once you know the ending, there is no reason to go back and experience it again.

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  Try it once, then twirl yourself around and do it the normal way!

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The flexibility and balance that Yoga offers can be utilized in many Kama Sutra positions, and the one we are about to introduce to you today is no different. Namaste’s Delight begins with the woman on her back and the man standing above her head.

The woman then takes her legs and swings them over her head until her knees are resting on the floor along side her ears. She should be curled up in a nice round ball with her “yoni” blossoming directly in front on the man to his  great delight.

The man can now enter her and commence to making love with a feverish frenzy of humps and hoots.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
8.5, this is truly a beautiful position.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  No… with a little flexing on her part, she was able to curve around to this position without too much trouble. The only requirement for the guy is to be in good enough shape to at least hold his own weight while standing.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Yes, this position does make one feel like you are in a pretzel, but the motions are none-the-less quite easy to accomplish.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position:  She is going to have to be flexible, or you are going to end up with a partial ball, which isn’t quite as much fun and the penetration isn’t as deep. If she hasn’t stretched like this in awhile, don’t go into it cold, let her warm up a bit before you commence with the fun.

How long did you last in the position?  12 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman):  She did find the angle and depth of penetration very enjoyable. Her only complaint was of the view… my A$$. But you can’t win them all.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man):  This position gets me horny just thinking about it.

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Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man:  This position is quite comfortable and relaxing for the man.
Woman:  No, this position is not particularly comfortable for the woman unless she has some yoga/gymnastic background

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)?  Oh yeah, she is going to get an eye full that only a proctologist could appreciate. Seriously though, this is an intimate position that allows you both to explore up close and person some of those “parts” that are sometime not as convenient to get hold of. But a word of warning, the sight of a “sh!# ball” can really break the mood, so clean your rears good before you get started.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man:  No
Woman:  No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less?  If you are an butt and thigh man, this position will treat you to her entire rear end and you can stare at it the entire time without getting any dirty looks from her. She’ll be too busy staring at your own ass, err trying to ignore it. The angle of penetration not only makes your partner moan, which is very enjoyable to thine ears, but it also makes her seem as tight as a fresh virgin to your Johnny (or close to it anyway).

Did she reach orgasm?  …Yes.

Did he reach orgasm?  …Yes

Did it take longer than usual to reach orgasm?  No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)?  Yes, this one of those gems that shakes thing up in the bedroom and gives sex a whole new perspective. The standard positions are all quite boring once you really start to incorporate Kama Sutra positions such as this into your daily playtime!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable:  I said it before and I’ll say it one more time… wash that A$$!

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