Neil Hamburger interview (plus harsh criticism from Bonnie ‘Prince’ Billy)

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Chad Radford: Hello Neil. How are you?-

Neil Hamburger: Not so good. Someone sprayed cyanide gas on the audience last night, all over the front row. I think about 200 people died. It should be on the news today, but we’re going to do another show tonight, regardless.-

I hadn’t heard about that. Was it heckler that did it?-

Yeah, it was one of those hecklers who went too far.-

Where was the show?-

It was in a little town, called Stolen Penny, Nebraska. It’s all over the news, look on Fox News and you will see it.-

I grew up next to Nebraska, or right next to it anyway.-

Oh, so then you know this town. It’s fantastic…-

Are people mean to you in the press?-

Well you do get your occasional sickee who likes to say something horrible in the press. They try to say that I’m not as funny as Carrot Top. That’s not a nice thing to say.-

I don’t think Carrot Top is very funny at all.-

I don’t either, that’s what makes it a rip off for what you pay to get into that show, but some of these journalists feel differently from us.-

Carrot Top creeps me out. He’s all muscular and orange these days.-

That’s what I’ve been trying to say, but people have an agenda before they even put pen to paper. I think some of them are even working for Carrot Top, like maybe even on his payroll.-

They’re still getting that 10-10-3-2-1 money. Remember those Carrot Top Commercials where he said &-;It’s free for you and cheap for them…”-

They will haunt us forever...