Roll Call - Jefrey Siler of Clemente

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For today’s Roll Call we call out Jefrey Siler of Clemente.-

Who are you?-

Siler, Jefrey. Proud owner-Unibrow.-

Describe yourself in three words.-

Sox, Sandles, Sweats.-

Who - dead or alive - would you most like to meet?-

Richard Simmons, he meant so much to my Grandmother when he was alive.-

Who would you most like to slap in the face?-

Anyone from the VH1 network.-

What song do you wish you had written?-

Anything by Peter Cetera so that I could call my publisher and ask to be taken off the TJ Maxx in-store mix and allow Jefrey Siler to shop fer tester colognes in peace.-

Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?-

Costello. When everyone else was growing their hair out ol’ Declan grew his forehead out. That’s pretty punk.-

LP, CD or MP3?-

You can put a song on a piece of toast fer all I care, if it’s got heart it’ll come thru, otherwise it’s soggy anywayz.-

If you could start one trend, what would it be?-

Wholewheat 7”s.-

If you could end one trend, what would it be?-

I can’t say it’s a trend but my buddy’s wife has begun to pluck his eye brows a bit over-zealouly. Since then he constantly looks surprised,-

With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?-

Steve Martin trapped inside Penelope Cruz’ body, I feel dizzy just thinking about it.-

“History’s March” mp3-

Jefrey Siler plays the Earl with Maria Taylor and the Whispertown 2000. Wed., April 8. $10. 8:30 p.m. The Earl, 488 Flat Shoals Ave. 404-522-3950.