Roll Call: Elijah Jones of the Constellations
April 10th, 2009 by Chad Radford in Listening Stack, Music news, roll call
For today’s Roll Call we call out Elijah Jones from The Constellations.
Describe yourself in 3 words?
Anti American Idol (but pro Velvet Teddy Bear).
Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
George W. Bush so I could give him a purple nurple, or at least a wet willy.
Who would you most like to slap in the face?
Pete Wentz, and any man, not living in Alaska, who wears furry boots.
What song do you wish you had written?
“I Don’t Want to Grow Up” by Tom Waits.
Elvis Costello, or Elvis Presley?
In a fight to the death, the King obviously, he knows Kung Fu.
LP, CD or MP3?
Cassettes don’t scratch or skip, and you can’t illegally download them.
If you could start one trend what would it be?
Bring back the bar room sing-a-long, but not “O Danny Boy” more like “Love in Your Mouth” by Kilo Ali.
If you could end one trend what would it be?
The recession.
With whom would you like to play spin the bottle with?
Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and that chick from Hanson. MmmBop.
The Constellations play Sloppy Seconds at MJQ/the Drunken Unicorn on Sat., April 11. Free. 9 p.m. 736 Ponce de leon Ave.
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