Roll Call: Chickens and Pigs
Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009
Who are you?
Songwriter/front fellow, Chickens and Pigs.
Describe yourself in three words.
Animal Planet survivor.
Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
Charlie Patton. He used to only eat fat meat at juke joints so he wouldn’t get too drunk to play. Also seemed to hang out with a bunch of cool musicians.
Who would you most like to slap in the face?
You put the u in douchebag.
What song do you wish you had written?
“Little Debbie Wedding (oh wait, I already did). First runner-up: “Beast of Burden.”
Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?
Presley, singing “Pump it up.”
LP, CD or MP3?
CDs make the best beer coasters. LPs melt in the sun best. You can fit more mp3s in a fish.
If you could start one trend, what would it be?
More topless girls at Chickens and Pigs shows.
If you could end one trend, what would it be?
Trends.
With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?
Those Darlins.
Chickens and Pigs plays the Drunken Unicorn on Thurs., June 25 with Those Darlins, the Electric Cycles and Myopic I. $7. 9 p.m.
(Photo by Chad Radford)
