Roll Call: Johnny la Rocha
Monday, June 8th, 2009Who are you?
Johnny la Rocha of Ocha la Rocha, proprietor of New Street Studios, and whiskey slinger at the Star Community Bar.
Describe yourself in three words.
Cash, Grass, or Ass (no one rides for free).
Who — dead or alive — would you most like to meet?
Nikola Tesla, AC rules DC drools.
Who would you most like to slap in the face?
N/A, I’m not a gay man.
What song do you wish you had written?
The Law and Order theme song. Royalties for days…
Elvis Costello or Elvis Presley?
Elvis has left my record collection.
LP, CD or MP3?
Long Plays.
If you could start one trend, what would it be?
Hot girls driving old pickups.
If you could end one trend, what would it be?
The Braves’ current ERA.
With whom would you most like to play a game of spin the bottle?
I’m more of a “seven minutes in heaven” man.
Ocha la Rocha plays the Earl on Wed., June 10. 8:30 p.m. with MTM (featuring Trapper’s Cabin) and Victor Victroovious.

















