Daily Loaf

Lets face it.  There aren’t many guys out there that haven’t been told by a female that they have a dirty mind.  Hell, I’ll admit it!  I’m a horndog.  I’m a walking hard-on.  I’ll even go as far as saying I’m a bit of a pervert.  So what? I think girls might be just as dirty as guys are!

As terrible as this all sounds, I’ll start off by saying that I’m happily married and would never cheat on my wife.  She knows damn well that I’m a flirt and is often reminded by female reactions that I regularly get sex offers while I’m out having fun.   With that being said, I’ll lay out a situation that happened to me a few days ago that I’m sure many people can relate to.  As I got to work, half asleep still due to lack of coffee, I stumbled into the elevator as I saw a well manicured hand keep the door from closing in my face.  I tell you, a playful smile from a sexy girl in a tight dress skirt will perk you up quicker than caffeine ever could!  I looked up, smiled back and she said “hi, how are you doing” flashing a look that’s usually reserved for night clubs and women sipping liquid-panty-droppers (green apple martinis might be more PC?).

I’ll be the first to admit, I’m not as good looking as I was ten years ago, but it’s obvious from my clothing that I make a bit more money now and I know my confidece did a 180 once I realized that hot girls are easy.  Past all the bullshit, the thought that went through my mind as I saw her reflection in the chrome elevator door was ‘Why the hell don’t elevators have the stop button like they do in movies’.  It made me feel a lot better about my morning as I saw her smile at me again via reflection.

My floor was first and the short experience was over all too quick.  As the doors opened, I turned around, gave a playful smile and said “have a great day.”  She blushed and said something along the lines of “I’ll try.”  I debated saying, ‘I’d love to help you with that’, but decided my wife might get pissed.  Oh well, it’s still fun to imagine boning an early twenties professional in a public elevator before I even check my email.

As I walked down the hallway, I started to wonder…..do girls have dirty minds too?  Was she HOPING I’d make a move?  I’m really good at reading girls by their eyes.  It was essential in bars when hooking up.  My friends hated me for my eye reading ability because I could pick out a girl within a few minutes of being in a bar and place a bet….but I never really know if their dirty minds are thinking, ‘I need a fuck’ or something more along the lines of ‘I wish he’d bend me over the pool table’.  I’m guessing even the most innocent girls want a dirty slamming once in a while in a public place, even if they won’t admit it.  I’m also convinced that it’s easier for a girl to mask the fact that she’s wet than it is for a guy to hide a hard-on.  Maybe they’re horny more than we think guys!

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