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Are men gay if they like strap-ons?

June 20, 2009 at 8:00 am by Attila the Hunny

That was one question I asked myself after an incident a few years ago. I met a man in his mid 30s at a bar in South Tampa. He was a well-dressed Italian man with a nice athletic build. We exchanged numbers and that was that. I left the bar and forgot about even giving my number away.

The following week I get a text asking to hang out. I figured what the hell, I’m the adventurous type — why not see what happens. I was a little bit horny anyway, but figured I could probably control myself.

I get over to his place, played with his cute little dog, watched some baseball, and sipped a cran and vodka. We both got a few drinks in us.

Read below the jump for the rest [probably NSFW]:

The next thing you know we are making out. That leads into foreplay and so forth. I end up going down on him – wow what a dick that was, a whole 9 inches. I really tried hard to deliver a successful blow job, one of the only few women to do so, so he tells me.

Soon after, I get a “Can you fuck me with a strap-on?” and I reply with “What?!”

I had no idea that would ever be requested. He told me his ex-girlfriend used to do it to him and that it stimulated the prostate gland, which is hard to get to unless you do it anally. He told me he had a pink one in the closet, all ready to go. I told him I couldn’t do that. He begged me but I gave him a persistent “no.”

I later told a few guy friends about the episode and they told me a guy has to be “homo” to want to do that. I wasn’t so sure. Is my guy really just a freak who knows his body and loves the pussy, or a closet homosexual who secretly wants a man in the bedroom? How common is this? You tell me…


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