True Blood sex review: Season 2, Episode 1 (featuring a very nude Anna Paquin – NSFW)
June 22, 2009 at 8:00 am by Rabid Nick Refer
As you may recall from my story a few weeks ago, I have delved deeply in the world of vampires and the love and sex lives of the walking undead. In doing so, I discoverd some hot business going down on in HBO’s series True Blood. You know for a show about icy bloodsuckers, there is a whole lot of heat between the sheets. So, since I’m now hooked on the show and my readers love some HVA (hot vampire action) I will be reviewing all the molten hot scenes this season of True Blood. Obviously plot spoilers may be littered about, so view at your own risk. And commentary and images are very NSFW.
Season 2 of True Blood picked up right were season 1 ended off. Since Tara doesn’t get any sex scenes she shows off her “O” face:
Without giving too much away, there is some kind of crazy bondage shit going on here:
Humor aside, it’s time to get to the main event. Our love-lorned heroes, Sookie and Vampire Bill, are working out some typical undead/human woman drama and there is only one way to cap that off. Some HVA!
"Does this black eye turn you on?"
"It does kind of make my wooden stake hard."
"There is nothing hotter than icy lips."
"That shirt was keeping me cold."
RABID!
"Would you like to come into my coffin?"
"Nice fangs, but you can skip oral, Honey."
One for the ladies….
"That's not garlic on your breath I hope…."
Fang banger
Do vampires need to be invited in the back door as well?
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