Top “Priceless” Mastercard sex jokes of all time (NSFW)
July 2, 2009 at 10:30 am by InnocentUWishTime for a little comic relief after a long ass day of menial work. A co-worker sent me one of those emails with a lame Mastercard priceless picture joke attached to it. Like I give two shits about a kitten on a ledge! It got me thinking about the extremely hilarious and shocking ones I’ve seen. The world wide web is a marvelous thing! I decided to share my top picks for the Mastercard “priceless” jokes and of course they have to do with sex! (Unfortunately I had to censor the top two because they showed a little too much, even for Creative Loafing, so here are my top 6).
1) I can’t even imagine the stuff you could catch! OMG
2) I hope to GOD that wasn’t his mom! If it was that kid will have issues later on!
3) I don’t know who is dirtier him or her!
4) Have you no class or decency? I would hate to have her as a date! OMG
6) HaHaHa I can totally see this happening!
Bonus: I know it has nothing to do with sex but I thought it was funny as hell!
Hope you got a good laugh out of these! Pass this on to brighten someones day!

















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