Daily Loaf

I don’t know how many of you are aware of the week long debauchery party that takes place in Key West every year: AKA Fantasy Fest. This year they’re celebrating 30 years of parades, painted naked people, drunken stupors, and casual sex. Fantasy Fest originated as a way to bring tourists to Key West in the off season. What better way to bring people to an island during hurricane season than to entice them with a giant Halloween street party with alcohol and painted naked people. I’m looking forward to the painted naked people the most. What can I say, I can see people in drunken stupors in downtown St. Pete, have causal sex on a Tuesday night at home, and see a parade at the drop of a dime in Tampa, but there’s not too many places I can see painted naked people first hand.

(NSFW Photos) This being the 30 year anniversary of Fantasy Fest , there was no way I was going to miss the biggest Halloween Party in the world. Halloween is my favorite holiday and knowing that I’m going to be spending it drunk, in a painted on costume, with thousands of other party people, well, it’s no wonder my panties are constantly wet in anticipation.

I leave Tuesday the 27th. My girlfriend and I got a resort for 5 days from Super Saver Rentals. Our resort has a Jacuzzi tub, which is great for sex. Trust me, I’ve compared. We’re taking the Key West Express from Ft. Myers to Key West because who wants to drive through Alligator Alley when they could be on a boat getting drunk? We board at 7 AM and as soon as the Galley opens, the Champagne Cocktails will start flowing. It’s about a 3 hour boat ride, so after pounding cocktails, I’m sure we’ll be ready to leave the responsibilities of our daily lives behind, drop off our bags, and hit the bars. Or we’ll be so drunk that we’ll have to take a nap in order to make it to a night filled with alcohol, parties and men.

I’ve been told that Scottish Men have the biggest penises of all the nationalities. If so, it makes sense that our first party is the Plaid Party. I’ve met a man in a kilt before and got a first hand experience of what he was wearing underneath. He took my hand and grabbed his naked ass with it. That was back when I was 24 and innocent. A decade later and I’m reaching in the front. Why waste time or grabs? I want to know what he’s working with before telling him where I’m staying. If he’s got a sense of humor, he’d have it painted like a lollipop!! Now that would be funny.

We haven’t made any plans other than the Plaid Party. We’ll just follow the parade of naked people from party to party, filling our glasses and flirting with men along the way. No real direction other than to let loose and have fun. I’ll let everyone know how it went and I’ll bring back lots of photos of painted naked people.

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