CL Holiday Auction Item #55: Immature Dude Movie Gift Pack
November 25, 2009 at 1:05 pm by Joe BardiCreative Loafing Holiday Auction
All proceeds benefit The Children’s Home. New items will be added for bidding on The Daily Loaf throughout the auction, which concludes Dec. 16. For more info, return to the Holiday Auction page.
No matter if your man is 17 or 70, he relates to the world on the emotional level of child — a child with a deep love of dick and fart jokes. To help ladies of a higher maturity level shop for their Cro-Magnon mates, we’ve assembled this movie gift pack sure to amuse the most scatological dude on your shopping list. Leading things off is Sacha Baron Cohen’s raunchy and rude Brüno, a comedy about a flamboyant fashion icon’s interactions with America that CL’s Joe Bardi called a “penis shock and awe campaign.” Also included are Land of the Lost, a ’70s-TV remake starring Will Ferrell and Danny McBride that contains dinosaurs, aliens and (in the film’s best scene) hallucinogenic drugs, and the animated Bionicle The Legend Reborn, a full-length animated film that your man will love even as you look down on him for enjoying a cartoon. Finally, get him off the couch and out of the house with a tickets for two to the movies (refreshments included) at Channelside Cinemas 10.
Estimated value: $100
This auction item closes Friday, Dec. 11 @ 3 p.m. EST.
Final bid: $35
Bidding for this item closed
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