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“Putting on the sock” doesn’t refer to a condom or penis extension, but an age old foreplay technique. It begins with the woman on her back and the man kneeling before her with his penis placed at the entrance of her vagina. Instead of inserting his penis however, the man caresses her entrance, back and forth, in a circular motion. Don’t forget to involve the clitoris. The continuous stroking leaves her incredibly wet, and on the verge of a quivering orgasm. Just be careful to gauge her orgasmic pleasures, or she may be through before the man even gets invited inside for dessert! Read the rest of this entry »

The Amazon begins with the man lying on his back with both feet in the air, legs curled towards his abdomen and spread comfortably. The woman then squats over the man, pushing his legs forward, curling him backward, so that she can straddle his hamstrings and achieve penetration at the same time.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position?
Your parts aren’t going to match up nice and neat as in most Kama Sutra positions. The man is going to need to angle his member forward towards his testicles, which can be easier for some than for others! Read the rest of this entry »

The Cork Screw promises much clitoral stimulation as well as a grand view and easy pumping action for the guy. The Cork Screw begins with the woman on her back and the man above her in missionary position. The woman then closes her legs and twists her waist so that her knees are to her side. The man then gains entrance through her closed legs and enjoys various penile angles in the vagina, specifically concentrating on the massaging of the clitoris and g-spot. Read the rest of this entry »

This isn’t the most original position in the world, but sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of the little pleasures… and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttock raised high. The man mounts her from behind then cups her breasts and squeezes them together. Read the rest of this entry »

The reverse spoon is a simple variation of the old stand-by spoon. It involves taking one partner and spinning them around, so instead of lying head to head and toe to toe, you are both facing each others’ lower extremities. This position offers both deep penetration and the obvious easy grab of your partner’s important goodies. Wash your feet and don’t get too carried away with this top 10 position that’s a favorite of just about anyone who tries it.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position? A 9 from both the woman and man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Even two drunks can lazily fall into this position… Read the rest of this entry »

This position offers a lesson on both love and balance. The man squats on the floor, balancing on only his feet. The woman then straddles him, allowing penetration. The movement is described as a back and forth rocking motion, similar to that of a hammock. There’s also a variation on the movement, where the motion is rather stationary until the woman is ready to orgasm. Read the rest of this entry »

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position? I’d give it an 8, but my partner gave it a 3

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Heck no!

Did you feel like a pretzel? The beginning position is actually quite comfortable. It starts off in the typical “cowgirl,” but then turns into an “Exorcist-meets-Alien” kind of motion, as the woman attempts to spin around in a circle while also maintaining a healthy genital-to-genital connection. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position: The man lies flat on his back with his legs stretched out. The woman sits on him facing away and grasping his feet. Basically, this is a reverse cowgirl with grip handles.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position? 7

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? None

Did you feel like a pretzel? No and the motions were simple. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position: The woman draws her knees up while the man positions himself over her. Trapping her thighs in what is described as a “tight knot,” he saddles her and rides her buttocks all the way to orgasmville!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position? 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Slight difficulty. You will have to play with this one a bit to understand exactly what “tight knot” means. I’m not even sure we got it completely right … but if what I did was wrong, I don’t want to be right! Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The woman either gets down on her hands and knees or hands and feet. The man then approaches from behind, lifts one of her ankles behind her and places it onto his shoulder. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by a standing man seizing his partner’s feet and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow, until her yoni is within range of his manhood. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: Crush milky chunks of cactus with sulfur and realgar. Dry this mixture seven times until it can be easily turned into powder. Add in a monkey turd and sprinkle mixture over your lover’s head. Read the rest of this entry »

Name of Kama Sutra Position: Love’s Noose

Getting into the position: The woman is lying flat on her back with her legs spread. The man approaches her from above and straddles her in such a way that he can encircle and entrap her thighs with his own. Now the man is instructed to “enjoy the lovely girl,” and enjoy her, you shall!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position is an 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? No
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Name of Kama Sutra Position: The Tripod

Getting into the position: The man stands, pinning his partner against a wall or stationary object. Then he pulls up his lover’s knee until he is able to penetrate her yoni with the force and vigor of a young jackrabbit pumped up with steroids and Viagra.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position deserves a healthy number 8.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? 
Motions were all rather natural and innate.

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Getting into the position: The woman and man sit face to face. The man’s toes should be caressing his partner’s nipples (yes, you read this right). Her feet are firmly pressed against his heart as they make love holding onto each other’s hands.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
I gave it a 3, but mostly due to its cute name.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
I cannot even imagine getting into this position and actually consummating it in any possible way or fashion. I would definitely have to see it to believe it!
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Getting into the position: The position is described as both the man and woman lying flat on a surface with their appendages, hands and torso directly overtop of one another’s. Clasping each other’s hands like two starfish making love, the lovers press their chests together and stretch out their thighs and arms while mimicking and complimenting each other’s motions.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The man rubs his manhood with wasp stings and then massages it with oil as it begins to swell. It is then prescribed that he let it dangle through the bed for 10 nights using a cool ointment to soothe the pain and swelling. After the 10th night, with the bonus of a rather enlarged manhood, he will be ready to make love to his woman.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
1

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
I did not actually do this, but its interesting nature at least deserves an honorary mention.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
While I would say it actually has the possibilities of becoming a solid 8, I had to give it a 3. Unless your partner is a contortionist, this position is very hard to negotiate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes we did!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The male should have no problems getting down on bended knee with his readied “dog.” It is the woman who will probably barely be able to grab her ankles while on her belly and pull them up far enough to get the “dog” anywhere near her “sesame seed bun.” Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position:

This position is fundamentally the standard missionary with a twist (literally). The woman lies flat on her back with her legs open. The man lays down on her, so that he is facing her feet (great for those with a feet fetish).

The woman will have the easiest time guiding his member into her yoni once in position. After penetration is achieved, the two lovers are instructed to move their hips together in a circular motion. The man will enjoy his partner’s freedom to fondle his testicles, as well as squeeze his buttocks. Read the rest of this entry »

Position: The Orisson

The position involves constructing a suspension harness with ropes and pulleys. This allows the male to bounce the female up and down atop him with minimal effort.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
At long last we finally have a solid 10.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
No difficulty getting into position, but the building of the contraption to raise my partner safely was. “Safely” being the key word here, but that’s a whole different story. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position:

Just thinking about this position will hurt a lot of folks with bad knees, so if you or your partner have any difficulties in this arena, this may not be for you. It begins with the man squatting on a hard surface with his back straight and his thighs parallel to the floor. It will take a lot of balance and coordination to maintain this position.

The woman squats atop the man, resting her feet as far forward as necessary to help balance the union of the two lovers. Once in position, you will find that it is not quite as difficult to remain upright as it was in the beginning. Movement will be limited to your basic grinding, unless the woman has exceptionally strong thigh muscles and can lift her body up and down with relative ease. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position:

The Amazon Woman is a female dominant position that begins with the male on his back with both his knees pulled in towards his chest as far as flexibility will allow. It may be necessary for him to arch his back and roll his body backwards in order to give the woman enough room to accomplish the motions that are to come.

The woman should now be able to straddle his buttocks and then tilt his erect member forward far enough to achieve penetration. Once penetration is achieved, either the man or the woman will need to hold the shaft of his member forward, while the woman proceeds to make wild, primitive, and passionate love to him. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The woman grips the penis with her “yoni” as a vice; squeezing him and stroking and milking the nectar from him.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? N/A

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? No.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position? Nope

How long did you last in the position? 10 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): Yes

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): This was wonderful! Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position:

Armchair For-two begins with the man leaning back against a pillow or cushion. The woman then seats herself upon his manhood and places her feet comfortably upon his shoulders. Bringing his knees up, he should be able to create somewhat of a backrest for her to lean back upon.

The couple is now ready to begin a slow sensual rocking motion. The man is said to have the majority of the control of this position in both the rate and intensity of the penetration, but it actually seems to be much more functional to have the woman be in control throughout the motions.

The man is urged to make use of his hands in a variety of external stimulation towards his partner, such as caressing her breasts and gently massaging her clitoris. The woman will enjoy the intense face-to-face contact and her ability to tease him in her entrapment!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? This position receives a 8.5 from both of us. Read the rest of this entry »

This position offers a lesson on both love and balance. It starts with the man squatting on the floor, using only his feet for balance. The woman then straddles him, allowing penetration. The movement is described as a back and forth rocking motion, similar to that of a hammock. There is also a variation on the movement, where the motion is described as rather stationary until the woman is ready to orgasm.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This position definitely receives bonus points for being such a different challenge. It’s fun in itself, just to see if you can do it and for that we give it a 7. (Illustration after the jump NSFW) Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position:

The woman is instructed to crouch down on her heels, while the man enters her from behind in a half-seated (or full-seated if you’re really lazy) position. His job is to caress her entire body, including back, breasts, and thighs, while also kissing her tenderly (chicks really dig this).

She controls the motion of the ocean by rocking back and forth on her heels. It takes a fair amount of balance and patience to accomplish an orgasm in this position, but for those who have the will, they may certainly find a way… and I do stress the word “may”!

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Getting into the position: The man begins the position seated above the woman with his legs “split” around her waist. While one of the woman’s legs rests on the man’s shoulder, the man guides his manhood into her yoni and proceeds to make love to her.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This was a very surprising 9.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes, there can be a fair amount of difficulty getting into this position. The trickiest part will be getting the “pony” into her “yoni” while seated on top of her with your legs “split” (spread). But rest assured, it is entirely possible if you stay focused on the task at hand. Photo after the jump: NSFW Read the rest of this entry »

For those of you who have always thought the Black Bee as just too laid back. As a reminder in case you don’t know the Black Bee by heart, it starts with the man in the seated position with both hands behind him, holding himself upright. The woman then enters the picture and rides him like champion rodeo star using his shoulders as a harness.

The Advanced Black Bee begins with this same setup, but then adds the addition of both her legs on top of the man’s shoulders. This puts more pressure on the man to produce the motion, as well as plain and simple just puts a lot more pressure on the man himself!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
7… not great, but not horrible either.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? It does take some getting used to the added weight, compared to the regular Black Bee.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? She felt a bit like a pretzel. The motions are actually quite difficult, because you are taking a position which generally relies quite heavily on the woman’s legs to do the up-and-down motions and handicaps the couple to a simulated session of quadriplegic sex.

Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: There is just one simple rule to follow here. If you don’t think that you could piggyback your girl down the length of a football field, you really have to ask yourself if you want all that weight on “Frank” and his two bowling buddies. Trying to bounce a full-figured woman using only your hips can be quite challenging. Even a “skinny minny” is going to be a challenge… but it can be done!

How long did you last in the position? 8 minutes.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought that it was okay. She was never close to attaining an orgasm during its motions, but it did provide some decent stimulation for her.

Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would agree with her on this one. It was enjoyable, but it lacked the necessary ability to move all that much. You can certainly do a lot of grinding… but many of us guys prefer that in and out “friction.”

Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: No, this position is not very comfortable, especially in comparison with the regular Black Bee. If you want comfort, go with the standard Bee… if you want to see how many snack cakes your girl has been sneaking in at lunch, go with the Advanced Bee.
Woman: She was fairly comfortable, although she much prefers the regular Black Bee… and she didn’t like my “snack cake” comment.

Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say this position has a nice intimacy element as it provides great face-to-face contact. However, due to the position of the woman’s legs, kissing is a bit of a challenge as well as laying your hands on any of her choice body parts. In general, intimacy is not very convenient unless you are very skilled at magic or the one arm push-up.

Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No

What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The position itself was a bit frustrating. Your mind keeps telling you all the things it would like to do, but because of your positioning, your hands are tied (literally), so you are limited to a lot of swaying and grinding. This position is fun for the first minute or two, but beyond that, it starts to feel like it is compromising the strength of your “wood.”

Did she reach orgasm? …No

Did he reach orgasm? …No

Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, it is a worthy position and puts a nice spin on the regular Bee. This is however just one of those “every-now-and-then” positions and not a staple by any stretch of the term!

Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, a Chinese sex net (a.k.a. sex harness) works great with many advanced Kama Sutra positions and puts the element of magic on your side. All those times you wish you could lift your partner at the tug of your whim, becomes as easy as the tug of a rope.

Getting into the position: The woman draws up her feet and sits on the man who should be on his back. Revolving her hips in a circular motion, she pushes the man’s appendage deep within her “yoni.” The man may arch his back to give deeper penetration.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 7

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?  None at all.

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?  Easy!

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The Spider begins with the couple facing each other, both in a seated position. The woman is the first to lie back, while the man scoots in between her legs achieving penetration. Next, it’s the man’s turn to lie back, being careful to maintain his erection inside her. If the couple is in the position correctly, each partner should be lying flat on their back with their head in between the others legs, buttocks touching. To improve the possibility of greater movement, the couple can bring both knees up so that they each have something to grip during the motions. The couple is now instructed to wiggle, gyrate, and grind their buttocks anyway they like. Read the rest of this entry »

For lack of a better title, this position is designed to do just what it sounds like. You will need to find a narrow room to accomplish this task, which includes anything from a bathroom, hallway, corridor, alleyway, or closet, etc. To begin, the man removes enough clothing to expose his throbbing erection. With his back against one side of the wall and the balls of his feet pushed against each other, he should be able to position himself in a sitting position in mid-air. The woman can now enter the scene and sit on top of him, while dangling her feet on either side of his legs. The motions will resemble a rocking/thrust motion, with room to get as wild or slow and romantic as you wish.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 
The man involved says 7, while the female disagrees with a heartier 8. Read the rest of this entry »

The Clasping Position has long traditionally been recognized with the male on top, but this version has been swapped around, giving the woman complete control of the motions. The position begins easiest with the man lying on his back, legs together, with a readied erection. The woman sits on him in standard cowgirl position and then slides her legs back until they are straight behind her. The man can also spread his legs slightly, allowing the woman’s legs to fall between his for a slightly different angle of penetration and clitoral stimulation. Read the rest of this entry »