Daily Loaf

TRICK OR TEET? From New York to L.A. and even D.C., the celebs were out in force this year to celebrate the one day that can’t land them on a worst-dressed list! Here’s a taste of the action, beginning with the fairest couple of them all:

Brangelina: Not sure what Angelina is supposed to be, but Brad Pitt is rocking it as DJ Lance Rock from the coolest kids show in existence, Yo Gaba Gaba.

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“Oh yeah, oh yeah… omigod, I’m so close. I wish I had some beer, but I wanna come. Ooo, I want a burrito. Why can’t I come?!”

Sound familiar? An Australian study has found that men who smoke marijuana on a regular basis are four times more likely to have difficulty reaching orgasm than men who don’t smoke. The same study also discovered that potheads experience premature ejaculation at three times the rate of non-smokers. What gives? Read the rest of this entry »

Eye candy rubbed elbows with intellectual stimulation last weekend at Madame X, a dimly-lit bar in Greenwich Village. I’ve seen many burlesque shows since I moved to Manhattan, but none as thrilling as this performance by Naked Girls Reading. Lead by burlesque star and NGR creator, Michelle L’amour, the performance featured beautiful, nude women reading selections from banned books.

Doesn’t sound sexy? You’re crazy! But perhaps this clip and some photos* from the show will change your mind… Read the rest of this entry »

First, Twilight fans were given The Vamp, a pale, sparkly dildo which, according to the website, retains temperature so you can “toss it in the fridge for that authentic experience.”

Naturally, the next step was to turn the teenage melodrama into a porno flick. Given the abundance of XXX parodies released this year, it’s hardly surprising that the insanely popular vampire love story had a go.

This Isn’t Twlight: The XXX Parody was released this weekend. Since a 48-hour digital rental at AEBN.net is only $7.95, a couple girlfriends and I decided to give it a try. It would be good for a laugh, if nothing else. Read the rest of this entry »

Catching up on my Jon Hamm-stalking, I came across this video of the Mad Men’s leading man on Letterman’s Late Show last Friday.

In this clip, the ever-charismatic Hamm talks about his “proudest moment” of underemployment: working on late-night Cinemax productions, a.k.a. “Skinimax.” Before you get too excited about seeing Don’s dong, I’m sad to report that he was just a set dresser. Bummer, man.

He is pretty adorable talking about the job, however, using phrases like “nude-ular activity.”

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As a child, I spent many afternoons with Playboy magazines I found in my parents’ bathroom. I would hide one in my waistband, climb a tree, and find a comfortable spot to sit and flip through the pages. I didn’t read the articles, but rather stared at the big-breasted women coyly looking back at me.

I was thrilled at the prospect of growing up to look like these women. As they were the only naked ladies I’d ever seen, it only made sense that all women had these magnificent boobies. I eagerly awaited the day my own chest would blossom. 15 years later, I’m still waiting. Read the rest of this entry »

I watch a lot of pornography. Many of us do. We often want to try the sexy things we see in porn, but there’s just no realistic way to do it… until now.

Take, for example, the porno classic of going back and forth between pussy and ass fucking. It looks hot, but in reality, would cause some pretty nasty infections. Anything that goes in your asshole cannot go in your vagina without a thorough cleaning or, at least, an unsexy condom change. Read the rest of this entry »

Do you know where the g-spot is? You should! It is, after all, what allows some women to orgasm during vaginal penetration. Find her sweet spot manually and she’ll likely want to jump on your cock for more.

If your finger is inside a girl, the g-spot is your target. Why? Because it stimulates her clitoris from the inside. Seriously, no gal past the age of fifteen should have to deal with some inept schmuck shoving a finger or two straight in and out of her pussy – it feels no better than being poked it the armpit. Read the rest of this entry »

It’s Saturday night and Shirley, a naked, 20-year-old girl, is on her knees in front of a hole in the wall, eagerly waiting. Sound like a porno? It is.

Dirty D Productions, who’ve made such gems as Crack Whore Confessions, presents its latest venture: Gloryhole Girlz 6 (Yes, there were apparently five others). This is no high-class, airbrushed, Porn Valley production, but rather a low-budget peek into the grimy action you might find off Nebraska Avenue. Read the rest of this entry »

If you prefer Mad Men to Gossip Girl, museums to malls and Tina Fey to Paris Hilton, this is for you.

Everyone enjoys a bit of erotica on occasion, but who has the time to weed through all the crap in order to find the good stuff? Don’t just settle. I’ve compiled a list of the best sexy sites for “the thinking set,” men and women who want art, beauty and perhaps a bit of intellect in their erotica. Read the rest of this entry »

British pharmaceutical bigwig, Lloyd’s Pharmacy has created a six degrees of separation-style “calculator” system to determine how many indirect sexual partners you’ve had. The average Brit’s number is 2.8 million.

The calculator system, based on data collected from over 6,000 adults, is being called “sex degrees of separation.” Developed to raise awareness about sexually transmitted infections (STIs), the system lets people enter their number of sexual partners and their age ranges, then gives them an estimate of their indirect partners, meaning all the people who’ve slept with all the people they’ve slept with.

“When we sleep with someone, we are, in effect, not only sleeping with them, but also their previous partners and their partners’ previous partners, and so on,” says Clare Kerr, sexual health director of Lloyd’s Pharmacy. Read the rest of this entry »

Boners, dykes, pubes, drag queens – I’ve discussed it all with my 13-year-old sister, Rose. We have a sort of no-holds-barred relationship; she can ask me anything and I’ll be completely honest. Growing up, my Bubbi and I shared the same sort of communication and I treasured it, so I wanted to offer this kind of relationship to my sisters.

Without batting an eye, I’ve explained  condoms, abortions, why I’m bisexual or “half-lesbian,” and, to her surprise, that women get armpit hair. But recently, Rose asked something that gave me pause. She wanted to know why I don’t date hot guys. Read the rest of this entry »

I occasionally receive sex questions to answer on my blog. This recent question and its accompanying answer struck me as something I should share with a wider audience:

I can’t believe I’m actually asking this, but I’m kind of desperate. I am dating a guy who is uncircumcised and I’ve never been with an uncut guy before… I have no idea what to do with it. To be honest, I think it looks kinda gross, but I really like him so I want to learn how to work with it and pleasure him. How do I do that? Read the rest of this entry »

German company First Androids has created the ultimate sex doll. According to the latest issue of  H+ magazine, these sex droids “can hold multiple sex positions, be ordered to simulate breathing, perform oral sex acts, have a pulse, be equipped with a g-spot that responds to orgasm, and much, much more.” It’s the future, folks!

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Here is the final portion of a story about my recent abortion. If you missed the last part, please read it here. It left off with my walking into the Planned Parenthood office.

I signed in, then sat for about ten minutes, reading Tom Robbins’ Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. When they called me, I signed a few papers, gave my insurance and emergency contact information, then was told to go upstairs.

When I reached the top of the staircase, I saw at least 70 pale, exasperated women waiting. I went to the desk and was given a wristband and a bit more paperwork. Then, I waited. Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve spoken with many women about their experiences dating older men. After repeatedly hearing the same pros and cons, I decided to compile a list of tips for men who would like to successfully date younger women. You’re welcome.

1) Don’t make a big deal about the age difference. You can’t completely avoid the discussion, but unless she specifically finds it exciting (some do), don’t bring it up often. Avoid making her feel like a fetish item. Instead, let her know that you really like her and she just happens to be younger. Read the rest of this entry »

Have you ever been rudely awakened at 3 a.m. when your bed mate takes all the covers or rolls on top of you? How about trying to fall asleep while your partner snores like an asthmatic hog? According to sleep specialist Dr. Neil Stanley, couples should sleep separately for the good of their health and their relationship.

Dr. Stanley is quick to point out that couples suffer 50% more sleep disturbances when they share a bed and that historically, people are not actually meant to sleep beside one another. Read the rest of this entry »

Last week, I posted the first part of a story about my recent abortion. I left off on a Saturday, puking my guts out and trying to figure out how I was going to pay for the procedure. Here’s the second portion of my story:

By Sunday, I was still a mess: sleepy, queasy, grumpy, bloaty (7 dwarves of pregnancy?) and my tits hurt like hell.

The previous evening, I had canceled plans with my ex, let’s call him “Marc,” telling him I had a stomach flu. When he called the next day and I was still sick, he wanted to take me to see a doctor. I was stuck: I wanted to spare his feelings, but hated lying to him.

“I’m not sick,” I began. “I’m, well… I’m pregnant.” Read the rest of this entry »

Kansas State University has created this amazing map of sin by plotting per-capita statistics on things like violent crime (wrath) , STDs (lust) and gluttony (fast food joints).

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Is a male contraceptive on its way?

Science Progress says yes, though it may be a while before we see it. A recent discovery, that a defect with the PLZ zeta protein in sperm leads to infertility, may be the key to finding a safe, impermanent contraceptive for men.

American Apparel in trouble once again

Only a few months ago, the L.A.-based clothing company was sued by Woody Allen for using his image in their ads. Five million bucks later the case was settled, but now American Apparel is in hot water once again – this time for showing a 15-year-old model’s nipple in an ad. Read the rest of this entry »

In his wonderfully bizarre collection, Obamania, photographer Uwe Ommer returns to the excitement so many of us felt about Barack Obama’s election by portraying a beautiful, nude women in Obama masks. Yes we cans, if you will.

These photos are weird, funny, sexy, political and brilliant, but mostly, they just make me smile. Below is a selection of Ommer’s work, but check out his website for the full caboodle. Read the rest of this entry »

Most of what is said about abortion comes from politicians and religious leaders, but it’s everyday women who actually have to make the difficult decision of what to do about an unplanned pregnancy – women like me.

1 in 3 American women will have an abortion in her lifetime. This is a huge number which likely includes many women close to you, yet few ever talk about their experiences. Where are the personal accounts?

Even with the anonymity of the internet, these stories are hard to find. Women facing unplanned pregnancies have a right to know about the experiences of other women and why some chose to terminate their pregnancy. Read the rest of this entry »

Love or hate Marilyn Manson, you have to respect his impeccable taste in women. Sure, fortune and fame can get you anything (or anyone), but I’m still baffled by the homely Manson’s ability to pick up some of the most stunning up n’ coming starlets of the day. Here are a few of his conquests:

Rose McGowan

Actress Rose McGowan is best known for her roles in movies, such as Jawbreaker and Grindhouse, and the television show, Charmed.

She and Manson dated for 3.5 years in the late ’90s and early ’00s, during which time McGowan made headlines appearing at an awards ceremony wearing only a loose net over the front of her body and a cascade of strings across her backside (and oh, what a backside!).

After a two-year engagement, McGowan ended the relationship and Manson moved on to… Read the rest of this entry »

William Taylor of Centreville, VA is not happy. Much to the amusement of commuters, he stood at the corner of a bustling intersection for the past two mornings, telling the world he is a cheater.

After Taylor’s wife found incriminating photos on his cell phone, she came up with an unusual punishment for her philandering husband. She specified that, during morning rush hour, he must stand at a busy D.C. area intersection wearing an “I cheated” sandwich board… for a week. Read the rest of this entry »

Porn star Tommy Gunn seems to have created the ultimate porno, entitled Cummin’ at You 3-D. This “interactive stereoscopic 3-D production” will be the first of its kind, harnessing some of my favorite childhood kitsch: 3-D movies and choose-your-own-adventure stories.

Though a couple small porn sites are already using 3-D technology, this is certainly the first to let its audience decide what happens. Viewers can choose, among other things, if they would like to watch the action from the male, female, or third person point of view. Read the rest of this entry »

Wanna give the backdoor a try, eh? Good for you. Why not, right? Think of it as a new and exciting addition to your sexual repertoire.

Nervous? So was I, but with years of reading, discussions, and practice under my belt, I’ve gathered a few pointers to ensure that your anal experience will be a positive one. Read the rest of this entry »

Sunday, 8/23 was National Go Topless Day, a celebration of women’s equality, including their right to forgo shirts. Festivities took place in several cities including Maui, Miami, Chicago, Portland and, of course, New York.

I went to check out the action at “Boobstock” in Central Park, if only for the opportunity to feel the liberation of wearing just a miniskirt and flip flops on a hot summer day. Boobs of all  shapes and sizes came out to play. Some were beautiful, others had seen better days, but regardless, the mood of the crowd was exhilarating. Read the rest of this entry »

With the economy in the crapper and sites like RedTube, YouPorn, and PornHub making free porn readily available, the adult industry has been forced to find new ways to get folks to pay for jack-off material.

In the long term, the answer seems to be 3-D or virtual porn, but for now adult companies like Hustler and New Sensations have increasingly turned to the porno parody. XXX spoofs of popular television shows have been the saving grace of the adult industry. Read the rest of this entry »

“To be violated is perhaps a need in women, a secret erotic need.”
- Anais Nin

I am an incredibly dominant woman – a dominatrix, if you will. I frequent fetish parties and take pleasure in enacting people’s fantasy scenarios. Some of my slaves like pain, others humiliation, and some just enjoy doing as they’re told.

On the fetish scene, people only see my femme dom persona, Mistress Ginger: a whip-wielding woman in a vintage slip and seamed stockings, or perhaps a leather-clad school girl leading a gaggle of boys on leashes.

This won’t change any time soon, but I have a hidden fantasy that I keep secret even from those with whom I’m most intimate. Read the rest of this entry »

What do you get when you cross a t.v. actor, his actress wife, and a former beauty queen? Hollywood’s hottest new sex scandal!

The juicy new video** was first reported by Gawker.com. The “sex tape” “allegedly” shows Grey’s Anatomy actor Eric Dane getting naked n’ stoned with his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA, Kari Ann Peniche, who was stripped of her title after stripping her clothes for Playboy.

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