Lacquered lips take us back to black

Which woman hasn’t already fallen to the justifiable exigency of seizing the perfect LBD? But who among us has heeded the gothic call to snag the LBL?
Lacquered black lips are the latest addition to a modern anti-beauty revolution. It’s all about daring to be different, and finding interest in a world of contouring and conformity.
Now, I can appreciate shock value. Black lips allow me to attempt to stand out among a sea of New Yorkers even for a moment, until the subway door closes and I’m sandwiched between an ambiguous hipster and a sadist with lips blacker than mine. So much for a fair competition. Read the rest of this entry »










What awaits at the end of of a two hour-long, cushy 



The raunchy cosmetics brand Urban Decay — which already sells highly pigmented eye shadows with grimy names like Baked, Roach and Asphyxia — has launched Pocket Rockets, a line of colorful lip glosses.
If you buy David, a mauve-toned gloss, you get a 30-something, corporate cutie in a suit. If you choose Jesse, a sheer — sparkly blackberry gloss — you get a hipster with long, scraggly hair. If your the type of girl who digs boys that are taken, you’ll probably grab Julio, the young father with a chunky baby girl on his hip.

Ok, I’ve been really, really good. I’ve played the fatty food deprivation game, I’ve exercised four times a week, drank a gallon of water a day — the whole nine. I’ve even displayed my loyalty to the Green club at the gym by bringing the same plastic bottle of frozen water every day instead of buying a new one. And just as I lay my hand outstretched awaiting the issuance of my Green card, I discovered how toxic water bottles can be.
A possible carcinogen. Found in cooking bottles and clear food packaging, 


For decades, women have answered ”mascara!” when asked the proverbial “desert island” question. But what if there were a product that could transform your natural lashes to look like you’ve already slapped on the goop? That could free up your sole item for, um, fresh water, maybe…? Maybe not.


Huge Lips, Skinny Hips plumping lipgloss is the debut product from 

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