The libertine’s guide to gallantry: why penis size matters
Despite what anyone says, penis size matters, but not in the way you think.
American boys are indoctrinated into a culture that celebrates big dicks. Before we hit puberty, we’ve told exponentially more dick jokes than the number of dicks we’ve actually seen. We joke about what we’re uncomfortable with. So, when it came time for me as a high school freshman to shower in the locker room after wrestling practice, I was terrified. Considering that I had to eat huge meals in order to compete in my 103 pound weight class, I had plenty to worry about when faced with a locker room full of naked football stars. As “gay” as this sounds, being forced to face these other dicks was probably the best thing that could ever happen to my dick confidence. At 4′10”, I was basically crotch-level with my competition. Dick size really did seem randomly assigned. A fellow 103 wrestler had some serious man luggage while an All-state defensive tackle had a dick the size of a Chap Stick case. But, most guys fell somewhere between the two extremes in the same way that we all basically had the same sized ears; our members were all large enough to do what biology intended of them.
While penis size does matters for many women, it matters more for men. Read the rest of this entry »
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