Republican blogger, daughter of John McCain, and overall minx Meghan McCain, almost pulled a Miley Cyrus this week after a racy photo on her Twitter account sparked outrage from conservatives. With all the problems Americans face these days, why are we worried about a little cleavage?
Full “racy” shot after the break
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Thankfully not this big
Before you ask: yes, they’re real. Just ask my editor.
Ginger’s article on small breasts proves that the grass is always greener on the other side. Like Ginger, I grew up anticipating the day I would have breasts. I hoped that they would be comfy – like the chests of the women who raised me. To practice for our future bosoms, my sister, friends, and I would stuff our shirts with pillows and balloons. On one such occasion, a friend’s mother caught me at it while my sister and friend hid in a closet. She calmly sat me down and said, “When you grow up, you can have titties as big as you want.” Until then, she suggested I enjoy being a child. Read the rest of this entry »
As much as the Cat in the Hat had Thing 1 and Thing 2 to keep him entertained on rainy days, I have Boob 1 and Boob 2.
Most times, in the privacy of my own home, they don’t do a whole hell of a lot for me. They get in the way, I spill things on them, and they prevent me from seeing my lower body when looking directly down. Buuuut, when I take them outside… oh the places we go! Read the rest of this entry »
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Who has sex with strangers? I think the answer is most of you. Whether you are a swinger, single person, or a perpetual cheater, it’s likely you’ve had sex with someone you consider a stranger. So why do so many people think the swinging lifestyle is so strange — we too have sex with strangers, but at least we’re honest about it. Read the rest of this entry »
It’s no secret that I love big beautiful women. Recently two new television shows focusing on curvaceous women popped out, catching my attention like over sized breasts springing out of an undersized corset. Is Hollywood finally getting away from its infamous worship of the anorexic female form, or are these new shows just a thinly veiled attempt at exploitation?
What do you get when you cross a t.v. actor, his actress wife, and a former beauty queen? Hollywood’s hottest new sex scandal!
The juicy new video** was first reported by Gawker.com. The “sex tape” “allegedly” shows Grey’s Anatomy actor Eric Dane getting naked n’ stoned with his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA, Kari Ann Peniche, who was stripped of her title after stripping her clothes for Playboy.
Hopefully you’ve mastered the lessons from Dirty Talk 101, and are ready for some more advanced word play in Dirty Talk 201.
Men are very visual creatures who have overactive imaginations when it comes to sex. A man once told me his imagination was so good he could switch hands and swear he was with sisters. Nice! A true 2-for-none special. To activate your man’s sexual imagination, detailed description and sexual imagery are extremely important. Read the rest of this entry »
I was thinking the other day about my breasts, wondering if they are too big? I started my adult life as a common 34B. After a few years in the swinging lifestyle, I started to envy women with larger breasts. They looked fabulous in low cut tops and even better naked. This began my search for the perfect breasts, at least for me. Read the rest of this entry »
Since many of you have expressed interest in how to jump into the swinger lifestyle, I’ve put together a few reviews of swinger websites that I’m a member of.
Florida’s Finest Couples is dedicated to lifestyle parties throughout Florida. This site is open to couples and single females who are at least 21 years of age. Members will receive discounts at swinger clubs and adult toy stores, and they will be on the list for invite only parties and special events. Read the rest of this entry »
Sometimes you’re looking for love, but sometimes you just want to find someone on the internet who can be your personal Oprah. To fulfill this fetish, I again turned to Craigslist. Below is my original post followed by my favorite responses. (All names and personal info have been changed to protect the weird)
tampa bay area craigslist > casual encounters
Skinny White Guy looking for his Oprah – m4w – 23 Read the rest of this entry »
You know my mind got to thinking the other day when the heavens opened and Emmalee posted those lovely topless pictures of Megan Fox on the set of her new flick. We certainly are a society transfixed on celebrities, aren’t we? I can hear my boy, Hopp, now: “I’d let her do me.” Hell wouldn’t we all?
After a few steamy minutes of uh, deep thinking something else came running into my frontal lobe: The Celebrity 5. You know, that little list you have in your head (or printed and laminated) of the 5 celebrities you’d be free to have sex with should a miracle transpire that put you into a situation to do so? It’s kind of silly, but we love movie stars and live for putting things into list form.
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“I am here to wash those dirty words straight out of your mouth sir,” she lashed out. After their war in the media Governor Sarah Palin had come to surprise David Letterman and get her sweet revenge. She showed up, unannounced, in a move to shock her prey. Her victim had no alternative but to stand there, mouth agape in shock. The angry Queen of Alaska, hair pulled tightly back, eyes blazing behind her studious eye glasses, would not relent.
“You know damn well the trouble you’ve caused and a woman of my position will not stand for it!”
“I once dated a guy who brushed his teeth in between giving me oral and us having sex,“ she told me. As a sex and love writer extraordinaire it has become natural for my female gal pals to come to me with their sexual frustrations. I appreciate that, though it does annoy me how little effort my gender puts into pleasing their ladies. Don’t get me wrong, it makes me look like a better lover but hey, I’m am still here to help. Gentlemen, behold the Rabid One’s guide to pleasing your lady.
Whether it’s making love or “lets hope we forget this in the morning sex” men are going to crave getting off. Shock of shocks, I know. Well his dance partner does as well. Boys you need to learn about patience and knowledge.
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Er·o·to·mas·ti·a: n.
1. Sexual feelings induced in a woman by caressing her breasts.
Etymology: From the Greek eros- (i.e.: Eros- the god of love and sexual desire), sexual love, and mastos- breast.
Use: Susie got a major case of erotomastia when Johnny stole second base.
Disturbing.
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