Daily Loaf

If you’re a proud penis owner, you may not want to read this. A recent article by David Freeman of webmd, laid out the skinny on what happens to a penis with age. Here’s a hint: it doesn’t double in size or develop superhuman strength.

With age, most penises, and their owners, suffer from a decline in testosterone. This means more stimuli is required for arousal, it takes longer to get an erection, it’s harder to reach climax, and it takes more time to become aroused after sex. These effects are compounded by a loss of sensitivity, which transforms the member from the emotional and easily excited penis you once adored, to an unfeeling, useless lump. Read the rest of this entry »

Axillism: n. Sexual climax achieved by masturbating the penis in the armpit of a partner.

Etymology: From axilla, armpit, and ism , act.

Synonyms: axillary intercourse; bagpipe (or bagpiping); Coitus in axilla; huffle (or huffling); maschalation; penis-to-armpit Intercourse; pit job.

See also: hircusophilism (preference for underarm hair); masehalophilous (arousal from armpits).

Use: Jimmy didn’t have to worry about wearing a condom, because he preferred axillism over vaginal intercourse anyway.

SARASOTA, Fla., June 13, 2009 – The Florida State light heavyweight title bout between TJ Cook and Arriell Gandulla was the perfect climax to a night full of exciting mixed martial arts (MMA) action hosted by the Sarasota-based promotion company Art of Fighting (AOF) at the Robarts Arena. There is no doubt that the well-known MMA clothing and promotion company, TapOut, was on a hot lead when they were scouting Cook in September 2008.

Watch the TapOut preview featuring Cook here: Read the rest of this entry »

“I once dated a guy who brushed his teeth in between giving me oral and us having sex,“ she told me. As a sex and love writer extraordinaire it has become natural for my female gal pals to come to me with their sexual frustrations. I appreciate that, though it does annoy me how little effort my gender puts into pleasing their ladies. Don’t get me wrong, it makes me look like a better lover but hey, I’m am still here to help. Gentlemen, behold the Rabid One’s guide to pleasing your lady.

Whether it’s making love or “lets hope we forget this in the morning sex” men are going to crave getting off. Shock of shocks, I know. Well his dance partner does as well. Boys you need to learn about patience and knowledge.
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