Charlie Crist’s mea culpa
What Charlie Could Say To Win Back Voters
Dear Fellow Floridian:
As the people’s governor, I’ve been very busy. Not busy being governor, but busy running around the state of Florida — a beautiful state full of nice people who own homes that aren’t worth half of what they paid for them — running for the U.S. Senate.
Let me tell you, running for the Senate is a full-time job, and this fella Rubio is on my heels.
So when the newspapers report about how I’ve taken the equivalent of ten weeks (50 days) off, I say “hogwash.” I want to be the people’s senator and that’s what the people want me to do — I know because my pollster told me so. And mind you, facts and records like those about how much time off I’ve taken are important things, but the liberal media has it out for me. Plus (what the liberal media doesn’t tell you) a lot of those days I was off I was actually working on my tan, which is good for Florida in two ways. First, it benefits tourism by sending a message of “Come to Florida and get a tan like me” and second, it benefits the economy because tanning booth use helps power companies. So while this letter is all about apologizing for my lack of leadership, in this case I deserve a pat on the back.











Last October, an economy that had been running its course for the past three decades was laid to rest. Our country has been on a nearly 30-year credit bubble where we have binged on cheap credit to buy up homes at ever increasing values. This 30-year ascent made us think it could be forever. But this bubble was based upon unsustainable principles and ecological destruction. We destroyed as much land as we could to produce quickly and consume as much food, building supplies, minerals as we could get from the land as fast as possible. We utilize an extremely dense energy source — fossil fuels — to live lifestyles that are historically similar to those that kings lived before. In order to accomplish all this, we have put ourselves in debt for decades to come. We have borrowed from the future to live in the present for far too long.












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