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This isn’t the most original position in the world, but sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of the little pleasures… and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttock raised high. The man mounts her from behind then cups her breasts and squeezes them together. Read the rest of this entry »

This position offers a lesson on both love and balance. The man squats on the floor, balancing on only his feet. The woman then straddles him, allowing penetration. The movement is described as a back and forth rocking motion, similar to that of a hammock. There’s also a variation on the movement, where the motion is rather stationary until the woman is ready to orgasm. Read the rest of this entry »

The woman is instructed to stand above the male on some sort of elevated surface, such as a couch, bed, two chairs, Mini Cooper hood, etc. With her legs spread wide, she gradually lowers her torso, so that her “yoni” is within reach of the man, who is standing on the floor just below her. Once the man is inside of her, the two lovers gyrate and pump to their hearts content.

This position commands the use of plenty of hands-on pleasure, such as stroking each others hips and tickling each others magic buttons. His mouth will be in easy reach of her breasts and she will have full control over the amount of stimulation he can offer. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into position: The woman draws her knees up while the man positions himself over her. Trapping her thighs in what is described as a “tight knot,” he saddles her and rides her buttocks all the way to orgasmville!

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position? 8

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Slight difficulty. You will have to play with this one a bit to understand exactly what “tight knot” means. I’m not even sure we got it completely right … but if what I did was wrong, I don’t want to be right! Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The woman either gets down on her hands and knees or hands and feet. The man then approaches from behind, lifts one of her ankles behind her and places it onto his shoulder. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by a standing man seizing his partner’s feet and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow, until her yoni is within range of his manhood. Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The position is described as both the man and woman lying flat on a surface with their appendages, hands and torso directly overtop of one another’s. Clasping each other’s hands like two starfish making love, the lovers press their chests together and stretch out their thighs and arms while mimicking and complimenting each other’s motions.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? Read the rest of this entry »

Getting into the position: The man rubs his manhood with wasp stings and then massages it with oil as it begins to swell. It is then prescribed that he let it dangle through the bed for 10 nights using a cool ointment to soothe the pain and swelling. After the 10th night, with the bonus of a rather enlarged manhood, he will be ready to make love to his woman.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
1

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
I did not actually do this, but its interesting nature at least deserves an honorary mention.

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On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
While I would say it actually has the possibilities of becoming a solid 8, I had to give it a 3. Unless your partner is a contortionist, this position is very hard to negotiate.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes we did!

Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position?
The male should have no problems getting down on bended knee with his readied “dog.” It is the woman who will probably barely be able to grab her ankles while on her belly and pull them up far enough to get the “dog” anywhere near her “sesame seed bun.” Read the rest of this entry »