On many occasions I can be caught mumbling, “Man, I wish I was a guy.” This is accurate on most accounts. It sucks bleeding every month for days on end. Having a kid come out of your lower body looks pretty shitty. And, general upkeep is far more annoying.
But, when it comes to sex, I am MORE than happy to be a female. Read the rest of this entry »
If you’re a proud penis owner, you may not want to read this. A recent article by David Freeman of webmd, laid out the skinny on what happens to a penis with age. Here’s a hint: it doesn’t double in size or develop superhuman strength.
With age, most penises, and their owners, suffer from a decline in testosterone. This means more stimuli is required for arousal, it takes longer to get an erection, it’s harder to reach climax, and it takes more time to become aroused after sex. These effects are compounded by a loss of sensitivity, which transforms the member from the emotional and easily excited penis you once adored, to an unfeeling, useless lump. Read the rest of this entry »
As the hunt for my next fuck-buddy continues, I’ve expanded my search parameters and raised my age limit. At least I tried to.
When I was younger I vowed I wouldn’t date anyone more than eight years older than me, but as I grew up, my lovers and boyfriends got progressively younger. To be honest, I hadn’t even thought about dating older men until the other night. Read the rest of this entry »
British doctors have developed what is being hailed as “Spray-on Viagra.” Unfortunately for all those men
eager to turn their one-eyed sailors into Popeyes, the excitement may be premature.
PSD502, which sounds like a ballistic missile, enables men who suffer from premature ejaculation to last up to six times longer. From the reports, the product does nothing for men with erectile dysfunction or a lack of sex drive. In other words, you won’t see any infomercials advertizing “Hard-on in a Can.” Rather, PSD502 seems to work like a numbing agent, desensitizing trigger happy cocks.
The product was tested on 300 European men, 200 of which used the real thing while 100 used a placebo. The men who used PSD502 claimed they had more command over their stick shifts. The subjects were asked to apply the ointment five minutes before sex, and then to time their sex with a stopwatch. According to dailymail.com, “intercourse increased from an average of 0.6 minutes to 3.8 minutes in the medicated group.” Read the rest of this entry »
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