Daily Loaf

“Dream Momma, A reoccurring dream I had as a child was that I was riding in a van (sitting on the floor) with Punky Brewster and the black guy on the
 show. It was a hula-hoop van, don’t ask. We stopped at this bank, and the driver tried to catch me with a hula-hoop as I got out, he was trying to keep me from going and stopping a crime. Punky and dude and I went and hid behind a bush, and these three bank robbers were walking from the bank all pink panther like. Their faces were like those you see on neighborhood crime watch signs. Then I woke up.” (sic)

Hmmm. Dream Momma will help you. Vans, unlike let’s say, a sports car, are symbols of two things. One is work and the other is a group of people. Sitting on the floor of a van indicates your status in the family or at work. Perhaps you were the youngest or in now-time at work, the newest hire.

For other readers out there, if, in a dream, you are in a car, pay attention to the type of car. Read the rest of this entry »

(The Stinky Drinkers are a band of merry runners in training for the Women’s Running Magazine Women’s Half-Marathon on November 22^nd. These are their stories from the road…)

As the lightning flashed above, beyond and behind downtown St. Pete’s Vinoy Park, four runners sat in a Nissan discussing the science of conductivity. It was a very rainy Friday evening, and our 6:45 call time was being pushed ever backward as the thunder crashed around us.

“You know, if the car was struck by lightning, we would be sitting in a death trap,” Phylis told us. Read the rest of this entry »

Fri. June 5. Party with Playboy Playmate Candice Cassidy. Hang out with June’s Playboy Playmate, Candice Cassidy while listen to the DJ styles of Playboy’s 50th Anniversary Playmate, Colleen Shannon. Free. 21+. 8p.m.-10p.m. Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa Pool.

Fri. June 5. St. Pete’s First Friday. The first Friday of every month St. Pete throws a block party in the heart of the downtown bar district. Wondering how this qualifies as a Sex and Love event? After the music dies around 10p.m., thousands of drunk, single people flood the bars around Central Ave. for a night of debauchery. The 1st Friday of every month. 5p.m. – 2a.m. Free. Downtown St. Pete. Central Ave., between 2nd St. and 3rd St.

Sat. June 6. Caliente’s Summer Sizzle Caribbean Beach Party. 9pm. Caliente Resort 21240 Gran Via Blvd. Land O Lakes, FL 34637.

Mon. June 8. Miss St. Pete Pride 2009 Pageant. Registration at 6pm. $250 cash prize. 10pm Club Nautico 4900 66th St. N. St. Petersburg, FL 33709. Read the rest of this entry »

Wed. April 1. Pornaoke at the Pegasus. There’s no better way to spend a Wednesday night than watching your friends karaoke while grainy porn plays on the wall behind them. If the songs don’t have you laughing or moving, then the adult films will. The Pegasus Lounge http://www.pegasusniteclub.com/. 10pm. 10008 N. 30th St Tampa.

Fri April 3. Lesbian Party. Every Friday G Bar hosts a huge lesbian bash featuring DJ Taz spinning hip-hop and radio hits, female dancers, and 1$ drinks from 9pm-11pm. $5 cover for 21+. G.Bar 1401 E. 7^th Ave. Ybor City Tampa.

Fri. April 3. Grand opening of The Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery in Carrollwood. Hot women in plaid skirts will be serving half priced drinks from 4-7p.m. and $3 Bud/Bud Light after 7p.m. 14457 N. Dale Mabry Highway. Read the rest of this entry »

Sun., March 29. Bikini Contest. Strokers hosts a $1000 bikini, calendar girl contest the last Sunday of every month. To sign up, email floridasfinestbikinibabes@yahoo. 11pm. Strokers 11236 W. Hillsborough Ave. Tampa, Fl. 33635.

Mon. March 30. Lingerie Mechanical Bull Riding Contest. Think Urban Cowboy except with hotter girls and less clothing. $1 drinks all night. Girls in lingerie drink free. $1000 in total prize money. Strokers 11236 W. Hillsborough Ave. Tampa, Fl. 33635.

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Wed. April 1. Pornaoke at the Pegasus. There’s no better way to spend a Wednesday night than watching your friends karaoke while grainy porn plays on the wall behind them. If the songs don’t have you laughing or moving, then the adult films will. The Pegasus Lounge. 10pm. 10008 N. 30th St Tampa. Read the rest of this entry »

Thur., March 5. Floyd’s Ladies Night Thursday. Ladies get free cover and drinks until midnight. Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino 5223 Orient Road, Tampa, FL 33610.

Fri.- Sun., March 6-8. USF Conference “Anything But Safe: Sex, Sexuality, and Gender Conference“. An interdisciplinary graduate conference discussing sex, sexuality, and gender, and how these cultural constructions are anything but safe. $30. USF campus.

Fri., March 6. St. Pete’s First Friday. The first Friday of every month St. Pete throws a block party in the heart of the downtown bar district. Wondering how this qualifies as a Sex and Love event? After the music dies around 10p.m., thousands of drunk, single people flood the bars around Central Ave. for a night of debauchery. The 1st Friday of every month. 5p.m. – 2a.m. Free. Downtown St. Pete. Central Ave., between 2nd St. and 3rd St.

Mon., March 9. Lingerie Mechanical Bull Riding Contest. Every Monday night, Penthouse’s “Pet of the Year,” and adult film star, Stormy Daniels, hosts this lingerie and bull riding contest. Think Urban Cowboy except with far hotter girls and much less clothing. $1 drinks all night. Girls in lingerie drink free. 1^st 100 people get a free Stormy DVD.  $1000 in total prize money. Strokers 11236 W. Hillsborough Ave. Tampa, Fl. 33635. Read the rest of this entry »