Daily Loaf

Online surveys are all the rage. CL is even busy running our own for Best of the Bay. Particularly with sex surveys, you can’t help but wonder how accurate the findings are. For the most part, the sample group is composed of the same people who sign up for enter-to-win-contests on pop-up ads or who repost annoying Facebook surveys that describe what A-Team member or Golden Girl you would be.  Still, sex surveys are interesting because they reassure us that we’re not alone in our deviant addictions.

After reviewing several online sex surveys, I’ve included the results of two below. The first is shocking because of how tame it is. The other will make your sex life seem about as adventurous as that of an Amish widow. Read the rest of this entry »

This isn’t the most original position in the world, but sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of the little pleasures… and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttock raised high. The man mounts her from behind then cups her breasts and squeezes them together. Read the rest of this entry »

My wife Kate, and I, Jon, are your average, mid-twenties professional couple who entertain fantasies of having a threesome. The only difference between us and most couples who dream about this kinky fantasy with a third party is that we actually actively hunt and track the mythical unicorn: a single bisexual female who hooks up with couples (oh, and did I mention she needs to be hot. That’s kind of important). As of yet, our hunt has left us unable to catch and keep one of these  majestic creatures of XXX fairytales.

Our quest began one night when Kate and I were lying in bed after a great romp in the sheets. Out of nowhere, Kate rolled over and asked, “What do you think about inviting another woman into the bedroom?” Read the rest of this entry »

Immaculate pool conception: Magdalena Kwitatkowska sued an Egyptian hotel after discovering that her 13-year-old daughter, whom she believes is a virgin, was impregnated by a stray sperm while swimming in the hotel’s pool.

A good excuse: In Australia, charges of driving without a license were dropped after the 24 year-old defendant explained to the judge why he so desperately needed to drive to his cousin’s house: “My cousin was about to [have sex with] this girl and he needed his bag because it had his condoms in it.” Read the rest of this entry »

I’m back on the hunt for my next fuck buddy applicant. The qualified applicant I came across wasn’t available to accept the position - he already had an employer and was just testing the market. It was a great interview that ended too soon. I was prepared to have multiple interviews and multiple organisms with him, but that’s the way it sometimes goes with fuck buddies.

My quest for a dependable, exciting fuck buddy has inspired and shocked my friends. I have one girlfriend who’s recently divorced and sees the wisdom in the fuck buddy application process. Meet them, take their application, give them a thorough interview and either offer them the job or kick them to the curb. It’s not that hard of a process, just one you have to be careful of.  Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve been told that I’m a flirt. Yes, I’m in a long-term relationship, but apparently my personality could be defined as “flirtacious.” For years I adamantly denied that I flirted, but I realized it when I started thinking about certain techniques girls can use to pick-up guys. I have definitely used these techniques and can honestly say that if done correctly these have all worked in grabbing a guy’s attention. I’ve narrowed it down to the top five.

1. Extended gaze Read the rest of this entry »

For much of my life I didn’t think women enjoyed dudes touching their breasts, mainly because my idea of feeling a girl up involved handling her breasts and nipples like a malfunctioning electronic device that needed to be tweaked and prodded in order to work. It wasn’t until I started dating women self confident and mature enough to instruct me, that I realized the breasts can be a huge source of pleasure for women. Read the rest of this entry »