Daily Loaf

For those who work difficult jobs, sex is an important way to blow off steam.  My husband has a very stressful job, so I do my part to make his home life as pleasurable as possible.  One particular night my husband called home late from work. I could tell he had a rotten day because he asked if we had anything to drink.  At that moment I went into whore mode. It would take him a half hour to get home, which was enough time for me to plan his evening. Read the rest of this entry »

I’ve been in a few bedrooms over the years and I’m always amazed by the sounds that come out of overly excited sex partners, either with me or in the bed next to me.  Everyone responds differently to sex, orgasm, and excitement, but  how much of that noise is genuine and how much is put on for show?

I am not an overly noisy person during sex.  I don’t really talk loudly about the dirty deeds I want you to do to me.  You could say I am more of a sexual whisperer.  If you were having sex with me you might experience my hot breath in your ear, whispering whatever comes to mind in my sexiest voice.  Although, sometimes I find myself being  just silly in bed and clowning around during sex.  Unfortunately this might be at your expense — sorry.  But, if you’re lucky enough to hear me raise my voice a bit, grind out a few words in a deep tone, you are probably hurting me, and well, at the moment it might be a good thing. Read the rest of this entry »

Exactly when did ordinary sex became taboo?  What ever happened to the days of mind blowing sex with one partner who wasn’t married to someone else or hanging from a death defying sex swing?  Have we evolved so much that sex itself isn’t good enough?

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The reverse spoon is a simple variation of the old stand-by spoon. It involves taking one partner and spinning them around, so instead of lying head to head and toe to toe, you are both facing each others’ lower extremities. This position offers both deep penetration and the obvious easy grab of your partner’s important goodies. Wash your feet and don’t get too carried away with this top 10 position that’s a favorite of just about anyone who tries it.

On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate the position? A 9 from both the woman and man.

Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Even two drunks can lazily fall into this position… Read the rest of this entry »

My wife Kate, and I, Jon, are your average, mid-twenties professional couple who entertain fantasies of having a threesome. The only difference between us and most couples who dream about this kinky fantasy with a third party is that we actually actively hunt and track the mythical unicorn: a single bisexual female who hooks up with couples (oh, and did I mention she needs to be hot. That’s kind of important). As of yet, our hunt has left us unable to catch and keep one of these  majestic creatures of XXX fairytales.

Our quest began one night when Kate and I were lying in bed after a great romp in the sheets. Out of nowhere, Kate rolled over and asked, “What do you think about inviting another woman into the bedroom?” Read the rest of this entry »

I’m back on the hunt for my next fuck buddy applicant. The qualified applicant I came across wasn’t available to accept the position - he already had an employer and was just testing the market. It was a great interview that ended too soon. I was prepared to have multiple interviews and multiple organisms with him, but that’s the way it sometimes goes with fuck buddies.

My quest for a dependable, exciting fuck buddy has inspired and shocked my friends. I have one girlfriend who’s recently divorced and sees the wisdom in the fuck buddy application process. Meet them, take their application, give them a thorough interview and either offer them the job or kick them to the curb. It’s not that hard of a process, just one you have to be careful of.  Read the rest of this entry »

If you are anything like the master of sexual disaster, Rabid Nick, your boob tube was on 24 watching Jack Bauer kick ass last night.  However, undoubtedly many of you were watching terror threats of a different variety: the premiere of the latest season of The Bachelorette. Having been jilted on a previous season of The Bachelor, Jillian Harris has not given up on finding her knight in prime time television armor.  Her claim to fame is that she can figure out a man simply by analyzing the toppings he puts on his hot dogs.  Wow.  Don’t worry, if you watched, none of us will judge you for being vapid.

(Video and More after the jump)

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