After years of dating and love affairs, I’ve realized that men fall into 2 categories: the kind who treat women like they have “Kryptonite Pussies” and the kind who treat women like they have “Crack Pussies.” I came to this understanding one morning when I walked into the office and proudly announced, “My Pussy is Crack!!”
My boss choked on air but my female coworkers seemed less surprised. Read the rest of this entry »
Sooner Holley: In addition to the constant ribbing I’m getting lately about how “Tebow is Superman – just admit it” and how I better start mining for kryptonite, there’s a more personal Holley-criticism which is coming to me more and more frequently: Apparently, I lack objectivity. By not admitting that Tim Tebow 
may as well be Zeus and Apollo combined because he has faced more top 50 defenses than Sammy B. and the Sooner offense, I am failing to recognize some legitimate facts and therefore, am not an objective fan.
Objective….Fan….Objective….Fan….there’s something that doesn’t feel right about that pairing of words.
Oh, it’s that they are completely contradictory.
If you are a “fan”, you have a bias. That is the definition of the word. You support a particular team, group, cause, ice cream flavor, grocery store, yada yada yada. Objectivity doesn’t really have a place in “fandom” or “fannery” or “fanaticism”. (I think that last one is the correct noun, but honestly, I like “fannery” the best. It has a nice ring, doesn’t it?)
Example: Read the rest of this entry »
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