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Former Tampa resident Tom Kelly details his journey into the swinger world as a single male in Would you like to sleep with my wife. Kelly’s adventure begins after leaving an unhappy relationship with a  fanatic girlfriend in attempt to quell his desire to be constantly surrounded by naked women.  This ultimately leads him to a management position at a nudist resort frequented by swingers. Kelly finds himself both admiring the natural beauty of women and discovering a new lease on a taboo lifestyle.  Guests find Kelly’s helpful nature and outgoing personality to be more of a sign of suggestive behavior than typical customer service. This leads him to receive propositions of sex and the opportunity of new sexual exploration. Read the rest of this entry »

Sat. Sept. 26. VIP Dungeon Party. The first ever VIP Dungeon Party is an exclusive event for 250 fetish enthusiasts. X-rated performances by StrykerVawn. In addition to the fetish equipment already set up in the Castle’s dungeon room, there will be a Roman cross, suspension spreader, padded kneeler, and a coffin cage. $15. DJ Rob Givens. The Castle 2004 N. 16th St. Ybor 33605.

Sat. Sept. 26th. Ride ‘Em Cowgirl Swingers’ Party. Come dressed in your hottest cowboy or cowgirl outfits and scoot your boots on the dance floor! Ladies, feel free to take a ride down the happy trail in the “Sybian Saddle!” There will be a hottest Badonkadonk (Smokin’ Hot Ass) contest and Sensual Swingers will be providing prizes. 9pm-?. Visit Tabooswingers.com Read the rest of this entry »

Fri. Sept. 18. Crossover Night at Alt Pathway. A mix of fetish enthusiasts and swingers featuring live music by “SexWhacks.” $10. 8pm-12midnight. Alt Pathway restaurant and lounge  810 E. Skagway, Ave. Tampa.

Sat. Sept. 19. 3rd Annual Midsummer Night’s Dream. Nudity, dancing, and free food–what more could you want? $0-20. Caliente Resort Gran Via Blvd. Land O Lakes, FL 34637.

Sun. Sept. 20. Pervy Pool Party. Read the rest of this entry »

Tourists flock to the northern tip of Fort De Soto to catch a glimpse of the island’s wildlife. Common sightings include the Wrinkly Assed Grandmother face down on a beach blanket and the Wandering Creepo, puffing out his belly and appearing at random among the sand dunes, wearing only shoes and socks. Read the rest of this entry »

Since MTV’s The Hills began in the summer of 2006, Heidi Montag has gone from Lauren Conrad’s sweet best friend to Spencer Pratt’s feisty vixen. Montag has seemingly tried everything to stay in the celebrity spotlight, starting with her awful music video (directed by her new husband, Spencer) of Montag running and rolling on the beach in a bikini.

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As you may recall from my story a few weeks ago, I have delved deeply in the world of vampires and the love and sex lives of the walking undead.  In doing so, I discoverd some hot business going down on in HBO’s series True Blood.  You know for a show about icy bloodsuckers, there is a whole lot of heat between the sheets.  So, since I’m now hooked on the show and my readers love some HVA (hot vampire action) I will be reviewing all the molten hot scenes this season of True Blood.  Obviously plot spoilers may be littered about, so view at your own risk.  And commentary and images are very NSFW.

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Dear Readers:

If the idea of any woman over a size 12 and sex makes you queasy, you might want to skip this article. If you like, or don’t mind, the idea of women over a size 12 and sex (or you’re a masochist who likes to read about things that are unattractive to you), then by all means read on for a tale of nudity, shoes, body-stocking malfunctions, and hula-hoops.

Hugs and Snugs,

Camile

PS: Some of the images are not safe for work. The video is safe for work, but you still view it at your own peril. Read the rest of this entry »

Fri-Sun. May 8-10. Exxxotica Miami. The largest adult event and expo on the east coast, featuring adult entertainers Jesse Jane, Stoya, Angelina Armani, Riley Steele, Jenna Haze, Ron Jeremy, Sasha Grey, Teagan Presley, Savanna Samson, Bree Olson, Kaydeb Kross, Sunny Leone, Eva Angelina, Alexis Texas, Joanna Angel, and Gina Lynn.

Fri. May 8. Clothing Optional Foam Party. Live Bands, DJ, Foam, a potluck dinner, a pool, hot tub, camping, and nudity. What more could you want? A music video will also be shot on location so bring some friends to fill out the crowd. 7pm. $10. The Riverboat Nudist Club. www.NaturallyNude.com.

Sat. May 9. Foot Party at the Quest. The Fabulous Mistress Diana and friends will be hosting a foot, show, and boot fetish play party. Bring all your fabulous fetish shoes, high heel spikes, your skit kicker boots and your cute little twinkle toes and join us for a stomping good time cleaning, licking, sucking, and worshiping Tampa Bays most fabulous feet. 10pm. $30. The Quest. 12517 66th St. N. Largo, FL 33773. Read the rest of this entry »

I’m a big fan of nudity in games, as I am of nudity in most situations.

I like how it helps push us past this last, weird, Puritan taboo this country has about sex and body image and all that. Never afraid of courting a little controversy if it gets them a lot of free press (you’re soaking in it), Rockstar Games has included some genuine, unabashed, in your face full frontal nudity in the new download-able episode for Grand Theft Auto IV. What’s particularly brilliant: They’re not using it to titilate — no tits at all in fact, just some jack-ass businessman getting a massage while he wheels and deals with a biker gang. It’s meant to make teeneage dudes uncomfortable, and it works great on that front.

Want to see for yourself? Of course you do. Follow the jump [potentially NSFW, depending on how your work views video game nakedness].

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