“Oh yeah, oh yeah… omigod, I’m so close. I wish I had some beer, but I wanna come. Ooo, I want a burrito. Why can’t I come?!”
Sound familiar? An Australian study has found that men who smoke marijuana on a regular basis are four times more likely to have difficulty reaching orgasm than men who don’t smoke. The same study also discovered that potheads experience premature ejaculation at three times the rate of non-smokers. What gives? Read the rest of this entry »
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I’ve been in a few bedrooms over the years and I’m always amazed by the sounds that come out of overly excited sex partners, either with me or in the bed next to me. Everyone responds differently to sex, orgasm, and excitement, but how much of that noise is genuine and how much is put on for show?
I am not an overly noisy person during sex. I don’t really talk loudly about the dirty deeds I want you to do to me. You could say I am more of a sexual whisperer. If you were having sex with me you might experience my hot breath in your ear, whispering whatever comes to mind in my sexiest voice. Although, sometimes I find myself being just silly in bed and clowning around during sex. Unfortunately this might be at your expense — sorry. But, if you’re lucky enough to hear me raise my voice a bit, grind out a few words in a deep tone, you are probably hurting me, and well, at the moment it might be a good thing. Read the rest of this entry »
The internal prostate massage is one of the most sexually stimulating practices you can do for a man, and it’s healthy. I started milking the prostate a few years ago after reading some literature on the subject. It was more than difficult getting my then 46-year-old husband to try it, but once I did he enjoyed it.
Milking keeps the blood moving and releases seminal fluid. Some men aren’t into having anything in their anus, so a perineum massage can also be stimulating as well. The perineum is a small, smooth patch of skin located between the testicles and the anus. By pressing down on this area, not too hard, this will indirectly stimulate the prostate. I usually use this technique when I’m masturbating my husband. Again, I enjoy using ky-warming gel and it drives him nuts. Read the rest of this entry »
German company First Androids has created the ultimate sex doll. According to the latest issue of H+ magazine, these sex droids “can hold multiple sex positions, be ordered to simulate breathing, perform oral sex acts, have a pulse, be equipped with a g-spot that responds to orgasm, and much, much more.” It’s the future, folks!
Before I go on, let’s look at some photos: Read the rest of this entry »
Online surveys are all the rage. CL is even busy running our own for Best of the Bay. Particularly with sex surveys, you can’t help but wonder how accurate the findings are. For the most part, the sample group is composed of the same people who sign up for enter-to-win-contests on pop-up ads or who repost annoying Facebook surveys that describe what A-Team member or Golden Girl you would be. Still, sex surveys are interesting because they reassure us that we’re not alone in our deviant addictions.
After reviewing several online sex surveys, I’ve included the results of two below. The first is shocking because of how tame it is. The other will make your sex life seem about as adventurous as that of an Amish widow. Read the rest of this entry »
This isn’t the most original position in the world, but sometimes it’s nice to be reminded of the little pleasures… and this is definitely one of them. The woman bends forward while gripping the bedstead, her buttock raised high. The man mounts her from behind then cups her breasts and squeezes them together. Read the rest of this entry »
This position offers a lesson on both love and balance. The man squats on the floor, balancing on only his feet. The woman then straddles him, allowing penetration. The movement is described as a back and forth rocking motion, similar to that of a hammock. There’s also a variation on the movement, where the motion is rather stationary until the woman is ready to orgasm. Read the rest of this entry »
The woman is instructed to stand above the male on some sort of elevated surface, such as a couch, bed, two chairs, Mini Cooper hood, etc. With her legs spread wide, she gradually lowers her torso, so that her “yoni” is within reach of the man, who is standing on the floor just below her. Once the man is inside of her, the two lovers gyrate and pump to their hearts content.
This position commands the use of plenty of hands-on pleasure, such as stroking each others hips and tickling each others magic buttons. His mouth will be in easy reach of her breasts and she will have full control over the amount of stimulation he can offer. Read the rest of this entry »
A new study reported by dailymail.co gives wine drinkers another reason to act superior to the rest of us cheap beer guzzlers, and also provides bartenders another selling point for pushing a bottle over a glass. Women who drink two glasses of wine daily report better sex than those who drink one or none. While they may not actually be having better sex, the two glasses of wine may help these women believe they are. Read the rest of this entry »
Getting into position: The woman draws her knees up while the man positions himself over her. Trapping her thighs in what is described as a “tight knot,” he saddles her and rides her buttocks all the way to orgasmville!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position? 8
Did you have difficulty getting into the position? Slight difficulty. You will have to play with this one a bit to understand exactly what “tight knot” means. I’m not even sure we got it completely right … but if what I did was wrong, I don’t want to be right! Read the rest of this entry »
Getting into the position: The woman either gets down on her hands and knees or hands and feet. The man then approaches from behind, lifts one of her ankles behind her and places it onto his shoulder. Read the rest of this entry »
I’ve met enough penises in my time to know that like lollipops, dicks come in all shapes and sizes. The fact is that most dicks are between five to seven inches erect; the real question is, does size matter? Read the rest of this entry »
Damsella beat her fists against Kurby’s rock hard chest. He ignored her struggles as his lips continued plundering her luscious breasts. He lifted her completely into his arms and made his way to the bed dominating his room.
“Please, you must stop!” Damsella gasped.
Her bosom heaved in a mix of fear and passion. She could not help her attraction to this swarthy, lean, tall man with his abundance of muscles and piercing eyes. The things he was doing to her body made it cry out for more of his touch, though she knew that she shouldn’t give in to temptation. Kurby laid her gently onto the bed, then crawled up to straddle her legs. Gripping the sides of her (insert women’s top here) Read the rest of this entry »
She’s not, seriously. However, the pop princess DID sit down with Cosmopolitan, the magazine that knows more orgasm secrets than professional sex workers, for a fun little interview and photo shoot. And, as you may have already guessed, The Rabid One would love to wear Ms. Perry’s cherry chapstick.
Here are some lovely excerpts from the piece: Read the rest of this entry »
Getting into the position: This motion is accomplished by a standing man seizing his partner’s feet and lifting them high into the air like a wheel barrow, until her yoni is within range of his manhood. Read the rest of this entry »
“I once dated a guy who brushed his teeth in between giving me oral and us having sex,“ she told me. As a sex and love writer extraordinaire it has become natural for my female gal pals to come to me with their sexual frustrations. I appreciate that, though it does annoy me how little effort my gender puts into pleasing their ladies. Don’t get me wrong, it makes me look like a better lover but hey, I’m am still here to help. Gentlemen, behold the Rabid One’s guide to pleasing your lady.
Whether it’s making love or “lets hope we forget this in the morning sex” men are going to crave getting off. Shock of shocks, I know. Well his dance partner does as well. Boys you need to learn about patience and knowledge.
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Missed the first two installments? Check out: The Wedding Date and The Wedding Date part 2.
By now the sun was blazing into the room from behind the thick curtains. The shadows from her succulent body fell across his chest as she climbed on top of him. After all the long nights talking and sharing innocent tenderness, the confidence she was exuding was amazing to him. He had no idea how nervous she really was. It was now she who had trouble looking at his face. She had never been able to look into the eyes of a lover until that very moment. Something about finally being with him changed every equation.
His nerves danced like flames. “Where was she?” he thought. It had been quite a few minutes since she excused herself to the bathroom to put some clothes on before they….well before they whatever. He had no idea what to expect and questioned himself whether he was dong the right thing at all. “What the hell are you afraid of?” he kept repeating in his head, not that his brain was listening. He almost stood up and slipped out quietly into the night, but the thought of being rude quelled his innocent anxiety. All at once his racing thoughts were suddenly cut silent as the bathroom door finally opened.
Getting into the position: The position is described as both the man and woman lying flat on a surface 
with their appendages, hands and torso directly overtop of one another’s. Clasping each other’s hands like two starfish making love, the lovers press their chests together and stretch out their thighs and arms while mimicking and complimenting each other’s motions.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? Read the rest of this entry »
I keep looking at his back. I want to leave scratches between his shoulder blades as his chest presses 
against mine. I want to squeeze my pale, slim legs around his waist until I can’t get any closer. I never want this feeling to leave my body, or his. It’s our secret–a secret only shared between strangers. The strange ones.
He has no idea I’m writing this while I watch him. He doesn’t even know what I want to do to him, or what I want him to do to me. I want those arms wrapped around my lower back, pulling me closer so we can feel every part of ourselves, together, connected as strangers: nothing known, only felt. Does he feel it too? Does he think about me the way I think about him? Does he want me just as bad? Is it strange to feel so passionate about someone I have never talked to, or are strangers the only subjects for true desire? Read the rest of this entry »
As the hunt for my next fuck-buddy continues, I’ve expanded my search parameters and raised my age limit. At least I tried to.
When I was younger I vowed I wouldn’t date anyone more than eight years older than me, but as I grew up, my lovers and boyfriends got progressively younger. To be honest, I hadn’t even thought about dating older men until the other night. Read the rest of this entry »
I don’t know why, but I always assumed that women masturbated as frequently as men. Call me ignorant, but I even recall thinking that it would be easier for a girl to double click her mouse at almost any time of the day without anyone really noticing….I mean, the clitoris seems to be sensitive enough to be stimulated by an ill positioned thong. It wasn’t until a friend of mine learned I was doing this blog that conversation shifted to taboo topics that I didn’t expect to dive into. Let’s just say I learned a few things.
The conversation all started with me being a wise-ass….as always. Read the rest of this entry »
The rope ran from the floor to the ceiling
through the legs and hair
of an anthropomorphic feeling
like wet colors dripping down
an unfinished Dali painting,
waiting,
she was,
for the perfume behind her knees
to waft through the crowd
beneath her.
Waiting
for sunshine to melt down
the inhibitions,
peeling away the onion’s layers
of her insular dominion,
crying,
she was, Read the rest of this entry »
Getting into the position: The man begins the position seated above the woman with his legs “split” around her waist. While one of the woman’s legs rests on the man’s shoulder, the man guides his manhood into her yoni and proceeds to make love to her.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
This was a very surprising 9.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position?
Yes, there can be a fair amount of difficulty getting into this position. The trickiest part will be getting the “pony” into her “yoni” while seated on top of her with your legs “split” (spread). But rest assured, it is entirely possible if you stay focused on the task at hand. Photo after the jump: NSFW Read the rest of this entry »
For those of you who have always thought the Black Bee as just too laid back. As a reminder in case you don’t know the Black Bee by heart, it starts with the man in the seated position with both hands behind him, holding himself upright. The woman then enters the picture and rides him like champion rodeo star using his shoulders as a harness.
The Advanced Black Bee begins with this same setup, but then adds the addition of both her legs on top of the man’s shoulders. This puts more pressure on the man to produce the motion, as well as plain and simple just puts a lot more pressure on the man himself!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)?
7… not great, but not horrible either.
Did you have difficulty getting into the position? It does take some getting used to the added weight, compared to the regular Black Bee.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? She felt a bit like a pretzel. The motions are actually quite difficult, because you are taking a position which generally relies quite heavily on the woman’s legs to do the up-and-down motions and handicaps the couple to a simulated session of quadriplegic sex.
Any recommendations on getting either in or out of this position: There is just one simple rule to follow here. If you don’t think that you could piggyback your girl down the length of a football field, you really have to ask yourself if you want all that weight on “Frank” and his two bowling buddies. Trying to bounce a full-figured woman using only your hips can be quite challenging. Even a “skinny minny” is going to be a challenge… but it can be done!
How long did you last in the position? 8 minutes.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the woman): She thought that it was okay. She was never close to attaining an orgasm during its motions, but it did provide some decent stimulation for her.
Enjoyment once you were in position (for the man): I would agree with her on this one. It was enjoyable, but it lacked the necessary ability to move all that much. You can certainly do a lot of grinding… but many of us guys prefer that in and out “friction.”
Was the position comfortable? Were you able to relax?
Man: No, this position is not very comfortable, especially in comparison with the regular Black Bee. If you want comfort, go with the standard Bee… if you want to see how many snack cakes your girl has been sneaking in at lunch, go with the Advanced Bee.
Woman: She was fairly comfortable, although she much prefers the regular Black Bee… and she didn’t like my “snack cake” comment.
Would you consider this to be an intimate position (Why or why not)? I would say this position has a nice intimacy element as it provides great face-to-face contact. However, due to the position of the woman’s legs, kissing is a bit of a challenge as well as laying your hands on any of her choice body parts. In general, intimacy is not very convenient unless you are very skilled at magic or the one arm push-up.
Are you achy or sore after the fact?
Man: No
Woman: No
What did the position feel like (both mentally and physically) in 50 words or less? The position itself was a bit frustrating. Your mind keeps telling you all the things it would like to do, but because of your positioning, your hands are tied (literally), so you are limited to a lot of swaying and grinding. This position is fun for the first minute or two, but beyond that, it starts to feel like it is compromising the strength of your “wood.”
Did she reach orgasm? …No
Did he reach orgasm? …No
Would you do this position again (why or why not)? Yes, it is a worthy position and puts a nice spin on the regular Bee. This is however just one of those “every-now-and-then” positions and not a staple by any stretch of the term!
Any suggestions to make the position more pleasurable: I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again, a Chinese sex net (a.k.a. sex harness) works great with many advanced Kama Sutra positions and puts the element of magic on your side. All those times you wish you could lift your partner at the tug of your whim, becomes as easy as the tug of a rope.
Getting into the position: The woman draws up her feet and sits on the man who should be on his back. Revolving her hips in a circular motion, she pushes the man’s appendage deep within her “yoni.” The man may arch his back to give deeper penetration.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how would you rate position (1 as horrible, 10 as sexual nirvana)? 7
Did you have difficulty getting into the position? None at all.
Did you feel like a pretzel? Were you able to do the motions once in position? Easy!
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The Spider begins with the couple facing each other, both in a seated position. The woman is the first to lie 
back, while the man scoots in between her legs achieving penetration. Next, it’s the man’s turn to lie back, being careful to maintain his erection inside her. If the couple is in the position correctly, each partner should be lying flat on their back with their head in between the others legs, buttocks touching. To improve the possibility of greater movement, the couple can bring both knees up so that they each have something to grip during the motions. The couple is now instructed to wiggle, gyrate, and grind their buttocks anyway they like. Read the rest of this entry »
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