As much as the Cat in the Hat had Thing 1 and Thing 2 to keep him entertained on rainy days, I have Boob 1 and Boob 2.
Most times, in the privacy of my own home, they don’t do a whole hell of a lot for me. They get in the way, I spill things on them, and they prevent me from seeing my lower body when looking directly down. Buuuut, when I take them outside… oh the places we go! Read the rest of this entry »
As I recently discussed with a friend, there seems to be a portion of the population that chooses not to discuss taboo topics; they opt to be polite and keep private matters behind closed doors. Then there are the people who embrace it. The majority of my friends are the latter.
This is why my Sunday afternoon shopping trip with a friend included a stop at the porn store. No, this was not one of those “let’s giggle and try and figure out where that goes” kind of trips. This was the super revealing kind of trip that launches an afternoon-long conversation starting with, “I need to pick up some lube.”
Now, I have never been with a partner long enough to need to get “inventive” with butt plugs or silicon-based lube. Mixing it up, for me, has yet to include foreign objects, so this was all new. Read the rest of this entry »
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