How to Survive the Holiday Meal

Every year, families gather to celebrate the season, renew connections and berate each other’s life choices. For decades, the traditional feast was a fairly simple and predictable custom.
Then someone went and invented tofurkey.
Now older folks all over the country are confused by gluten-free grandchildren, nephews’ embarrassing body piercings and daughters who no longer celebrate “oppressive” holidays.
Never fear, there is a way to get through these modern meals without disowning anyone.
Here’s how.











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If you don’t understand the definitions of each of the terms, you may not end up buying what you are looking for!
Polenta. Peasant food of Gods. “Grits with a college education,” as one wise customer put it.

Enter the Dragon.


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