Naked Lindsay Lohan Asks: Paper, Or Plastic?
August 23rd, 2007 by Brian Ries in Gossip, Oddly Not Food RelatedWell, maybe not naked, but that freckled train wreck will be taking shifts as a supermarket checkout girl at Sundance, Utah’s Smith’s grocery store. Ostensibly, this will help ground her during those long hours of yoga and equine therapy at a neighboring rehab clinic.
I know. This has very little to do with food, but can you imagine what would happen if this becomes a trend? You might be buying a plunger from Britney Spears, a pair of slacks from Robert Downey Jr., or a cheesesteak from David Hasselhoff. There could be an entire strip mall devoted to re-habbing celebrities working minimum wage jobs for their spiritual well-being. The Orange Julius would be managed by Paula Abdul. I’ll take a bananarilla, Paula.
Yeah, just try to tell me you wouldn’t shop there.
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:14 am
LiLo is such a faker! I like how she’s all literary for the paparazzi.
Seems like celebs’ biggest problem is that they don’t know how to be discreet in the public eye. In LiLo’s case, she ALSO doesn’t know how to make good decisions, i.e., whether or not to chase the mother of her personal assistant while (allegedly but most probably) drunk and with some coke in her pocket. Betcha she’ll be doing some hardcore thinking during her “Paper or Plastic” run…
August 23rd, 2007 at 10:42 am
Brian:
Putting Lohan in the headline is a cheap ploy to beat me in the blog battle. Guess I’ll start have to start riffing on the upcoming Paris Hilton CD, and whether she will be appearing on the cover NAKED.
Oh yeah, and thanks for dinner. Hope I didn’t embarrass you with the sixer of Miller High Life I plopped down on the table. Restaurants really should serve alcohol, you know?
August 23rd, 2007 at 12:31 pm
I still think “RIP Vivia’s Kitchen” is a better headline than this one. By the way, Brian, did you get voicemails from Harry Truman and Paul McCartney too?
August 23rd, 2007 at 1:00 pm
Well, The Carl, Paul did leave me a voicemail message, but I knew it had to be a real ghost since he’s been dead since that Starbucks debacle.