Eat My Florida

NYC-based guerrilla performance artists Improv Everywhere staged an impromptu musical recently at a food court in and LA mall. Well, impromptu is actually a misnomer, since this musical spectacle obviously took a lot of rehearsal, as well as the cooperation of the mall administrators so they could get their wireless mics running through the PA system. When it comes down to it, this scene is clever and all, but not really within the parameters of improv, is it?

Still, fun to watch.

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I’d like to believe that someone would concoct a huge array of recipes, merely for one Larry Craig bathroom sex/cuisine joke, but this looks like the real deal. Which makes it even more hilarious.

When asked for a recipe for an online cookbook called “Congress Cooks”, Larry Craig’s (soon to be former) wife Suzanne submitted Super Tuber. The gist? Step 1: Cut hole in potato. Step 2: Insert hot dog.

Nothing in the instructions about caressing the potato’s loafers.

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Well, maybe not naked, but that freckled train wreck will be taking shifts as a supermarket checkout girl at Sundance, Utah’s Smith’s grocery store. Ostensibly, this will help ground her during those long hours of yoga and equine therapy at a neighboring rehab clinic.

I know. This has very little to do with food, but can you imagine what would happen if this becomes a trend? You might be buying a plunger from Britney Spears, a pair of slacks from Robert Downey Jr., or a cheesesteak from David Hasselhoff. There could be an entire strip mall devoted to re-habbing celebrities working minimum wage jobs for their spiritual well-being. The Orange Julius would be managed by Paula Abdul. I’ll take a bananarilla, Paula.

Yeah, just try to tell me you wouldn’t shop there.

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