Daddy Needs New Shoes
January 24, 2007 at 4:39 pm by Noah Gardenswartz in SportsJanuary 24, 2007
Record thus far: 16-15-2
Perhaps self-deprecation and limited explanation are the keys to success. After I spent a paragraph bitching about myself and then avoided providing any real reason as to why you should trust my bets, Daddy went 3-0 last night! And since I�m now going head-to-head against Casey McIntyre and her Mama Needs a New Purse column, please realize that I�m no longer doing this for me, I�m doing this for us - men. After last night�s success I�d be crazy not to stick with basketball bets, so here goes�
1) Boston Celtics �4 vs. Atlanta Hawks
I�m not a hometown hater, it�s just that green is good (legalize it).
2) Sacramento Kings �10 vs. Milwaukee Bucks
The Bucks played last night and got their asses kicked. Plus, Sacramento needs a win like I need a bag of weed and a good night�s sleep.
3) Houston Rockets at San Antonio Spurs UNDER 181 points
Texans do it slower.
Please bet responsibly, although I probably won�t.
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