Target lovers, unite!
February 14, 2007 at 5:30 pm by Casey McIntyre in Randomly NotedThe new GO International Proenza Schouler line hit Target stores this weekend and if you haven�t checked it out by now you are probably shit out of luck (unless you�re a size 1 or 13+, because that�s all that was left at the North DeKalb Road Target Greatland when I was there yesterday). You�ll have to just watch and pout sadly as all your friends parade around looking like this:
� did I say �pout sadly�? I meant laugh maniacally at the tons of women who will be walking around dressed like mismatched ragamuffin hookers. Don�t get me wrong, I am just as addicted to Target as the next girl and I was looking forward to the Proenza Schouler line (famous fans of the high-end designer include Natalie Portman, and who wouldn�t want to look a little more like Queen Amidala?) but most of the stuff looks a little like what a color-blind hipster would wear.
Target�s own spring stuff was pretty neat, with the exception of a whole bunch of tube tops that look like this:
These were clearly designed by a perv, because anyone with boobies knows that tummy pocket + tube top = a baaaaaad idea.
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