White girls unite for Jeezy
April 5, 2007 at 8:40 am by Mosi Reeves in Randomly Noted
For the first single from his USDA crew, Young Jeezy is tapping into an honored hip-hop tradition: dedicating a whole song to white girls. (See Ice Cube, Murs, et cetera). But being the major baller he is, Jeezy is taking it a step further. He’s dedicating an entire promotions campaign to the fairest of them all, and he’s asking the white women of the world to join him.
According to a press release posted on AllHipHop.com, Jeezy is assembling “all-white female street teams in various cities” to promote USDA’s “White Girl” single and the forthcoming album Young Jeezy presents USDA: Cold Summer. Applicants must be between the ages of 18-24.
“For the first time in the rap game history, we finna get us a street team of nothing but pretty white girls to promote this single,” said Slick Pulla. “The blondes, the brunettes, the green eyes, the grey eyes, the red heads, the freckles, all that man.”
Only fresh-faced babes straight out of a “Girls Gone Wild” taping need apply. All the ugly girls, step back — what do you think this is, “Ugly Betty”? White girls who want to be down with the Snowman (or simply want to protest his sexism) should send an email to whitegirl@corporatethugzent.com.
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