‘Paris Hilton farts, says excuse me’
June 21, 2007 at 4:03 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in News, Randomly NotedThe headline at the top of the News Buzz column on AJC.com’s front page right now is “Danny DeVito opens Miami restaurant.”
To whom is that relevant? Not even the Miami Herald’s Web page features DeVito’s restaurant so prominently.
Other News Buzz headlines this afternoon include “Panda cub, mama tussle” and, your eyes are not deceiving you, “Jimmy Kimmel has appendectomy.”
Dear AJC,
If you’re gonna feature non-Atlanta celebrity non-news so prominently, can we at least get A-listers? “Matthew McConaughey perspires, glistens.” “Cameron Diaz drinks soda, asks for refill.”
Sincerely,
Andisheh “Ate lunch outside, burped” Nouraee
June 22nd, 2007 at 9:23 am
“Madonna sneezes, wipes nose”
“Winona Ryder still alive, hasn’t stolen”
“Courtney Love skanky, Cobain dead”
“Martha Stewart buys scissors, beats servant”
“Nicole Richie buys shirt, still won’t eat”
“Rachel Ray a cook, not chef”
Thanks for the call for common sense, Andisheh!
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:12 am
A bee stung me on the wrist yesterday afternoon. Do you think “Writer/dogwalker injured in suicide attack” might make a good News Buzz headline?
June 22nd, 2007 at 12:35 pm
It would, if you changed it to “IEBees”.
June 23rd, 2007 at 11:49 am
I’d get onto Drudge if I called them IEBees.