Private(s) contractor
August 2, 2007 at 11:13 am by Andisheh Nouraee in Randomly NotedWonkette reports Atlanta prostitute “Tori” is deploying to Baghdad next week.
Her mission: to offer “a quick reminder of home” to some of the war zone’s private contractors.
Tori describes herself as a “petite and mature provider” and a “bundle of sensuality” who will “excite your senses and ignite your passion.” The Erotic Review notes that her D-cup breast implants are “super nice.” Good to know.
To learn more about Tori, follow the links provided on the two pages I linked above. Be warned, none of them are appropriate for the office.
Unless you work in Tori’s office.
(Thank you Thomas Wheatley for the Wonkette link)
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