John Fitzgerald Page responds
October 12, 2007 at 2:16 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in NewsThis morning, I spoke to John Fitzgerald Page.
He’s the 36-year-old Buckhead actor/model/Ivy League grad/fitness trainer/financial consultant whom Gawker.com yesterday dubbed “The Worst Person in the World” and “a colossal, mindbogglingly douchey douchebag.”
Page’s twin offenses: his bragging website, and an angry, private missive he wrote to a woman who rejected him after a brief cyberflirtation on Match.com.
Page declined my request for an interview. Considering the beating he’s taking in the blogosphere, I certainly understand his reluctance.
When I asked Page if he would consider responding to the situation with a post on CL’s website, he said he’d consider it. About two hours later, he alerted me by e-mail that he’d posted a response on his website.
Some key excerpts:
Stalin. Hitler. Bin Laden. John Fitzgerald Page. Somehow, I am ranked at #1. …
Here is my crime. Instead of just letting her float away, I let her know that I feel that if you approach me, you should meet my standards and listed facts about myself. …
She took this personal email, sent to her only, and sent it out to everyone in America. In turn, every blog in America has villified me. I am being threatened with bodily harm, told to kill and neuter myself, that I am a douchebag, etc. …
I am not perfect, nor do I pretend to be. I have no emotional I.Q. I am not much of a decorater. I am an orphan. …
Every single piece of my life has been put up for scrutiny. I only ask this – do you feel the punishment is worth the crime? An overnight internet pariah for sending a girl a personal email? Everything I have ever worked for in my life has been sullied in one day, by one person. …
My reputation is all I have. It has been severly damaged and can never be repaired. I cannot fight an overwhelming army of bloggers. …
The entire letter can be found here.
It’s hard not to feel compassion for him right now. His dating etiquette sucks and his website is cheesy, but he doesn’t deserve the amount of scrutiny and ridicule he’s receiving.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Oh, sniff sniff… he’s an orphan…
Good. Because I’d be MORTIFIED if he was related. He totally surpasses the average match.com douche.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
I agree, Andy. People can be incredibly brutal shielded by the anonymity of the Internet.
October 12th, 2007 at 3:53 pm
He’s being told that he’s a douchebag?
Naw. I can’t believe it.
October 12th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
Sorry, I just don’t think what he said was that bad. It’s hardly Ann Coulter saying all jews should become Christians. He’s probably a self-absorbed ass, granted, but there was no call to blast his crassness to the entire world. I’ve seen women on dating sites who were just as superficial and just as up front about it. If we eviscerated every arrogant, self-obsessed blowhard on the net, there’d be no one left.
October 12th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
When you’re 36 and your mother died 2 years ago, you’re not an orphan. I guess that makes my 90 year old grandmother an orphan too.
He’s like the rabbi on Curb Your Enthusiasm who garners sympathy by telling everyone his brother died on 9/11. Hit by a bike messenger uptown.
October 12th, 2007 at 6:40 pm
It’s consistent with his level of self-delusion that he now thinks he’s on par with Hitler.
ANY guy who says things like “I think you forgot how this works. You hit on me, and therefore have to impress ME and pass MY criteria and standards – not vice versa” to a woman he doesn’t know who politely refused him on a DATING SITE, is clearly coping with some pathological personality issues. It’s not every day you see the combination of an enormous delusionary ego and an overwhelming sense of entitlement that refuses to be denied.
Anyone who wasn’t prepared for this level of blowback shouldn’t have put this much information on the internet, especially knowing that large parts of it were made up. Learn a lesson, John, get a sense of humor, and stop trying to be something you’re not.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Oh, come on. His email, website, ads, messages and responses all scream ‘douche’. If he dishes it out, he ought to be able to take it… and yet, he keeps stirring the pot. Laughable.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:26 pm
this guy sucks. don’t feel sorry for him.
October 12th, 2007 at 9:40 pm
Thing is, this was not an isolated incident. This guy has been awful to more people than just the girl who shared his email with the world! He sent a message that was even meaner and more over-the-top to a friend of mine a few months ago. (he called her stupid and naive, in addition to ripping on her weight.) I am sure there are dozens of women around ATL with similar stories.
He is scary and also a bit sad — he obviously has a lot of emotional/psychological issues. But what is possibly the most disturbing…there are a lot of other guys online who essentially say the same things — just more subtly.
October 13th, 2007 at 7:30 am
Unless he hires a publicist to capitalize on the situation and nabs some goofy reality show gig, this will be so forgotten in a week.
October 13th, 2007 at 10:49 am
This guy is on every dating site on the internets, and has been there for years. You have to know he’s been acting like this for years, treating women who’ve done NOTHING to him like crap.
I have little sympathy for a self-absorbed narcissistic bully who is finally reaping what he’s sown.
October 13th, 2007 at 11:07 am
This man totally deserves what he got. Even if he is a narcisstic ass-clown, common courtesy requires that he be nice to people or suffer the consequences. The woman who winked and then said “Thanks, but no thanks” was following polite online protocol and was shocked to receive his invective. She shared her email to a few of her friends, who then in turn found it shocking enough to pass it on. When we received it at our business, we too were shocked and even a little angry that their were people out there breathing air.
I have heard from people who have been unfortunate enough to meet or speak with him and they tell unpleasant stories of their encounters. People have called in to the radio shows with horror stories as well.
The internet sensation that this has created can serve one of two purposes to Mr. Wonderful. He can use this as a wake-up call and turn his life around to become a pleasant humble fellow that people enjoy being around, OR he can accept money for interviews from Inside Edition and whoever else to fuel his narcissism and ego and attempt to fill the empty void that is his soul.
Let’s pray he chooses the former.
October 13th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Is it just me, or does it seem like this guy is a phony. The whole ‘About Me’ section of his website is terribly written. Not to mention it is addressed as if someone with less than average intelligence were reading it. Must he let the reader know that the University of Pennsylvania is an Ivy League school?? Also, it’s interested that he states that he ‘took classes at Wharton”, no mention of that MBA he likes to throw in peoples faces. I seriously doubt he ever went to UPenn. As someone who works in business, it would be foolish to take your name off the Alumni directory. Especially if he’s a Wharton grad…to miss out on the potential contacts and Alumni functions…he’s full of crap and it doesn’t take a genius to see right through him!
October 13th, 2007 at 5:07 pm
This is why I stopped dating online. He absolutely deserves all the criticism he is getting. He is a Douchebag at it’s finest. If he was so damn wonderful, why is he dating online? With his high-rise Buckhead Condo and Beemer convertible, he should have no problem getting chicks, right? That is, if he wasn’t such an a**hole. This chick did the right thing by blasting his crassness to the entire world. Maybe he will learn something that he couldn’t at Penn/Wharton . . . Humility.
October 14th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Come on Guys..!
I actually have Met John Page. He is actually not that bad.
YOu guys actually contributed to his fame and he now has a new date every night. ! And they happen to be very Hot..!
We should all ask him to respond to our online dating ads.. Maybe our odds will improve. After all he is graduate of and Ivy League School.
We are just a little jealous and thats our way to show it !
October 14th, 2007 at 4:54 pm
i’m a wharton grad. he does not – repeat DOES NOT -have an undergraduate or an MBA from the wharton school! what a sick guy. co-opting a school he didn’t go to to feed his pathological narcissism…
October 15th, 2007 at 3:08 pm
This guy sucks, he should never be allowed to meet anyone on match.com ever again. Hopefully he never shows his face in buckhead again. And by the way Eddy, no one is jealous of this guy. Are you kidding me, I think everyone would love to be a struggling, mid 30’s actor, with a receding hair line on match.com. Especially a guy who is so insecure about himself that he has to lash out to anyone that rejects him.
October 16th, 2007 at 7:39 am
Karma for this jerk – he deserves everything he gets. Creep.
October 16th, 2007 at 9:23 am
he’s a sigma nu?
I’m shocked.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:09 pm
He’s a 40 year-old wannabe who finally, finally, finally got what he deserved. The only true sociopath I have ever met in person and one with a penchant for little girls. In trouble for dating underage girls for years…yes, dating 14 year olds when he was 22. Sick, sick, sick….I am so glad the lies are finally coming out.
Sign me, relieved in Tulsa.
October 17th, 2007 at 9:39 pm
First to address his online dating,
Everything this man writes is hilarious. You think he might be joking, but he is absolutely serious. He is practically an online predator. Seeking out little blonde bimbos who don’t know any better. This 40 year old man is the biggest liar in Atlanta. I know someone who dated him and it is the only thing in her life that she regrets.
Now for his photographs,
He looks intensely constipated while flexing his artificial steroid induced muscles. And those eyebrows! Are those baby worms above your eyeballs? Please learn to wax or shave in a manner that is not like a woman. And are you wearing a suit? Do you work? Oh right, he is an “actor.” Being a New Yorker and knowing actors, this man’s profession is con-artistry. He is an extra. Always.
Laugh at this man. Joke about him, but STAY AWAY!
October 18th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Go to his Modern Models site (which is a hoot unto itself):
http://modernmodels.net/default.aspx
Note the pictures of the blonde woman; note the Marvel Arts watermark on most of them.
http://www.marvelarts.com/27/sjp/
October 24th, 2007 at 11:55 am
I have met this douche John Page before and know people that know him well. I decided to re-post his response to the poor girl John, so shamefully attacked with unkind words. I have compiled the data from many people and we will SEE who is not telling the truth. JFP says he wrote the letter casue he is tired of “fat chick” lying about what they look like…Did you lie JFP? Lets see… I will put ( ) around my comments.
I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead nightlife district.( YEAH THAT YOU RENT – YOU HAVE NEVER OWNED YOUR OWN HOUSE. Do you ever come to this area of town to shop/go out/visit/explore? ( DID YOU REALLY JUST USE THE BACKSLASH?)
I went to an Ivy League school – the University of Pennsylvania – for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business).( YEAH…YEAH…YEAH…MR. BRAGGY. Where did you go to school? ( OH I AM SURE NOT IVY LEAGUE – SHE FEELS REALLY COOL TELLIN YOU NOW SHOW OFF)
What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape?(WHAT KIND OF A WAY TO WORD A QUESTION IS THAT – MAN THIS KID IS A TOOL) I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness( TRUE YOU DO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP THERE, AND HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE WOMEN ALONE, BUT YOU DO NOT GO THERE 4 TIMES A WEEK – UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE PARKING LOT WITH BINOS BEING CREEPY) Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall(NO YOU ARE NOT – YOU MIGHT BE 5′9 FROM WHAT I HEAR), 185 pounds – what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact…(ACTUALLY JOHN IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING…IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE A SCARY TOOL WIERDO THAT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOUR DATES DRUNK SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM)
I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, etc).(NO YOU DONT – YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. i HEAR YOU HAVE SOME MONEY FROM YOUR PARENTS RECENTLY PASSING AWAY OR SOMETHING. BUT EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DO NOTHING FOR A LIVING AND ARE POOR AS CAN BE. Enjoy any of our stores/divisions?(OUR STORES/DIVISIONS…LIKE YOU WORK THERE. i AM SO HOPING THESE COMPANIES CAN SHOW YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM. i WOULD LIKE TO SEE A PAYSTUBB – A RECENT ONE.
Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share?( BECAUSE I NEED THE PICS TO PUT IN MY MATCH.COM BOOK I HAVE. IT IS A BOOK THAT CHROINICLES ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE SLEPT WITH A LIVING AND RUNNING RECORD. I HAVE COMMENTS BY EACH PHOTO SO I NEED YOUR TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION. CREEPY HUH? I have many others if you care to see them.
Regards,
John ( WHO IS 41 BUT TELLS PEOPLE HE IS 36 – LIES!!!!!)
October 25th, 2007 at 3:49 pm
This guy is fake, plain and simple. The most wealthy, educated, sophisticated, worldy, sexy, intellignt people I have ever met, NEVER talk or write about themsleves in these contexts. They are what they are. They don’t advetise. He speaks of his ideal self not his real self. Someone once told me, “Class. If you have to say it, you ain’t got it.” So there you go….
October 26th, 2007 at 12:33 am
Congrats on failing, John.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:03 am
If the email written above was his response to a “wink”, I just can’t imagine how horrible his “scathing” email must be. I can’t find it anywhere. Anyone got the link? I hope I never run into this guy!!
Does he have no idea how unattractive he is?? Who is he to be judging anyone based on how they look just because he was cast as an extra in some movies… Bizarre. He needs to look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder in the DSM-IV.
October 29th, 2007 at 12:21 pm
Ass munch-
Based on the email exchange with both Janet and John Dahr, I have determined two certain things. 1) you are a DOUCHE BAG and 2) there is no chance you are a member of Mensa. Janet sent you 3 pictures of 3 different woman. A 7 year old kid with a decoder ring could have cracked that one. Janet / John do not exist.
To quote you: “You better think long and hard! You are challenging a FAMOUS, Ivy League grad and Mena Member to a battle of wits!” Well Mr. Mensa it looks like you lost this battle of wits. Again anyone with 1/2 a brain could have figured out this was a scam. How stupid can you be?
To help you reach some level of normalcy I’ve made a few comments on some of the crap you put on your site. See them in parenthesis below. After you take a read, take ten steps back, think and reread. You’ll see that this personal narrative is completely retarded.
Examples:
I started in “the business” years ago modeling for Wright Models (http://www.wrightmt.com/contact.htm the best darn agency in Newport News Virginia- good for you dipshit) during high school. I used my 98th percentile score on the SAT & ACT to acquire a Mensa membership (acquire or join?) then combined that with my 97th percentile G.P.A. (That’s not hard when yer from a buttfuck state or town. my bet is all of your classmates were meth heads so being in the top of your class should have been easy)to go on to a five star collegiate program (so proud of you)
I was educated at the University of Pennsylvania, an Ivy League institution founded in 1740 by Benjamin Franklin (and clearly I majored in history) – the oldest university in the nation (like that makes a difference). I was social chairman of my fraternity (Delta Wanna buttbanga? ), published the humor magazine (What the fuck are you talking about?) and took (TOOK being the key word here – you never graduated from Wharton asshole)classes at the Wharton School of Business (perennially ranked #1 in the world) – (yeah, I read US News and World Report too. Wharton is always rank it #1. Thanks for reminding me slick)
I have worked & consulted for several Fortune 500 companies (so! the 500s employ hundreds of thousands of people. Who fucking cares?), including Time Warner, USA Today, GTE, Sprint, Pitney Bowes & Limited Brands. I have saved 2 of these companies almost $1 million dollars combined (so 500k each? Not impressive Greenspan. These companies spend millions a year on donuts and it makes NO difference to them.) . I was the financial analyst (right) during the $680 million dollar initial public offering of Intimate Brands (includes Victoria’s Secret and Bath & Body Works)- (did you score a sweet deal on panties? What color do you have on right now?) and also created a $22 million budget from scratch for them (Vague! What does that mean? “here is what you can do with 22mm – have fun”)
I am an avid traveler and have been to St. Thomas & St. John, Aruba (Where is Natalie Holloway?) and Zurich (HOLY SHIT, you’ve been to some amazing places, tool). I have lived in / visited almost every major city in the United States, having seen 38 of the 50 states (Fuck, You really are well traveled. But I know truck drivers that have been to all 50, so actually, they are better traveled than you)
I am well connected, having lunched with the U.S. Secretary of Defense (Translation: I was at the DC Hilton listening to this guy speak, I paid $50 for rubber chicken and a bad salad, but I made eye contact with him) & the U.S. Ambassador to South Africa (I love the word Krugerrand) during the time I spent in Washington, D.C.
I have been in the “fame game” for years, meeting celebrities like Luke Perry (has been), Cynthia Nixon (ugly) , Dave Matthews (Under the table and wet dreaming? Ants Marching in your pants?), Jeff Foxworthy (you might be a redneck if you think he’s cool), Joe Montana (he signed a football for me when I was 9), Toby Keith (country = yawn) & LeAnn Rimes (snore) to name a few (that’s not an impressive “few”).
I have appeared in 13 major motion pictures and counting – ( doing absolutely nothing in each film!)
I’ve really enjoyed fucking with you, but my work here is done.
Your pal,
Johnatham Douglas Dahr IV
October 30th, 2007 at 8:11 am
I found a perfect match for this guy. This is a response to a friend of mine that he received from a company after giving them a negative satisfaction survey.
Mr. Bryan,
Now you are just being unreal, and very unfair!! We set up your e-mail complimentary. NO CHARGE!
This is something you should have done yourself.
Steve explained to you directly that he would NOT be able to transfer your contacts by outlook.
If it could be done, then why didn’t YOU do it? Why do you expect that our time and services
are worth nothing? We didn’t break your old phone. We didn’t drop it, nor destroy it.
You must have understood Steve, as you went out and retrieved you old phone.
If you truly feel that $15 (and we gave you a 25% discount as it is normally $20), than please
come into the store and we will refund your money.
That said I must say shame on you for such a slanted and untrue survey. We do a ton of business
with John Weland Homes, and yours is the first issue we have ever had.
Sincerely,
Jay B. Young
Wireless Toyz #148
2767 W Hwy 54
Peachtree City, Ga. 30269
(770)631-4880
(770)631-4881
store148@wirelesstoyz.com
October 30th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Wireless Toyz really values customer input don’t they?
Spelling “Toys” with a “Z” puts them in the same cuting edge marketing as Ed’s Kountry Kitchen.
They should have called John Fitzgerald Page for a better marketing plan. It would only cost them $ 22 milion bucks to get the word out.
November 11th, 2007 at 5:53 pm
John Page is not 36 years old, does not have a job in finance with Bath & Body Works, never did, is a habitual liar and reminds me of Frank Abagnale in Catch Me If You Can, a movie he truly should have been script for. So, genius – perhaps…do illusions of grandeur run amuck in his brain – definitely.
Good luck John.
November 14th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
I have met this loser through a friend who knows him (& who excitedly distanced himself from John years ago) & he’s every bit as self-regarding as both his remarks & web site make him out to be.
November 15th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
I met John a few years ago in Atlanta. Most everything he speaks is a lie. The problem is that he believe most of what he says. I’ve never known of anyone that has met him that didn’t have bad things to say afterward.
November 20th, 2007 at 9:46 am
I’m wondering if John suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder. It is not a laughing matter in any regard as the numbers of people diagnosed with this illness which wreaks havoc on the lives of those who suffer from it, and those who try to support them is growing according to mental health experts.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Surely you people have more pressing things to concern yourselves with, judging by your scathing comments of a complete stranger John is the least of your worries.
November 20th, 2007 at 4:46 pm
This guy even list talent agencies on his site
that do NOT represent him. I know this
for a fact.
November 20th, 2007 at 6:15 pm
This dude is a NARCISSIST plain and simple. Anyone that would go THAT far in describing how great they are on a web page is desperately insecure.
November 21st, 2007 at 8:18 pm
I’d say it’s either Anti-Social Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder and it doesn’t make him very likable (I know I should feel sorry for his mental illness!). The inability to feel remorse or say he’s sorry is a tell-tale sign. I just hope any girl he tries to date Googles him to find out the facts. See resume above!
February 12th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
I think John is completely in the right! If a woman won’t show her whole picture then she must be hiding something! Also to post all of his messages that he had sent her was also wrong. Obviously she can’t take rejection. Shows where her mentality is!! It is not wrong to be who you are & be happy with yourself. (At least he is honest!!)
February 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Well, honestly I saw his photo, along with his car..and have noticed the following:
1. He looks like a prize fighter…
2. Teeth are yellow
3. Shoes…well, most pimps wouldn’t be caught dead in them.
4. That Bimmer, from what I can see, is not the newest nor hottest of the series…
5. He’s borderline homely…
So, all the above coupled with his sweet and stellar personality…that girl should be thankful she didn’t have to meet him in person…
February 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
The woman may not have been showing the truth about her figure on the website via photos, but there are POLITE, non-arrogant ways of asking for photos. His manner of asking for more was probably the red flag that triggered the rejection, and good on her for listening to that instinct, at least – clearly, they weren’t a good match. But the rejection, the blow to his ego, was the thing that caused him to overreact and textually abuse her, and it was inexcusable. I don’t really believe half the crap posted here about his personal life – how can you verify someone’s anecdotal claims on the internet? – but I did just see a video interview of him, and he gives off an a**hole vibe that is a turn-on for about .00001% of the world’s women. He probably doesn’t deserve the entire world turning on him (or half the fame this exposure is getting him), but it’s a common warm, fuzzy feeling people get when they hear about someone getting comeuppance of any kind for being an unwarranted jacka**.
February 12th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
I read his side and I’ve also read all the comments here on this site. Honestly… you people are worse!
February 13th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I just heard about this man yesterday. Isn’t he remarkable?!?!? That is the great thing about exchanges in the written form; each side (in this case only one side) had the time to put down everything on his mind in one neat, little, package. There is so much there to enjoy. The “26 minutes”, the “you don’t know how this works”, all gold.
I suspect this man has NO love in his life. Afterall, he has admitted everyone is dead. Poor guy. Sounds like he has given up on love and gone for power instead. Also, sad. From the looks of him, looks like he won’t get that either. :(
May 7th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
How crazy!! I watched Dr. Phil today and was saying WTF I went out with that guy years ago!! We actually hung out in his high rise, had a super nice dinner. Really he’s not all that bad of a guy. A little cocky? Yes. Bad at dating? Yes. But doesn’t everyone need practice :)
May 31st, 2008 at 12:13 pm
This man is an online predator. I dated him for a few weeks and all of our dates were coupon dated where one meal was free and I had a choice of a glass of wine or a dessert. He seeks out little blonde bimbos who don’t know any better. This 40 something year old man is the biggest liar in Atlanta. When I confronted him about his age, his response was he couldn’t believe I looked into his personal itmes.
This douche John Page lies about everything; from his age to his professions. Here are his lies
I live in a 31 story high rise condominium, right in the middle of the Buckhead.( YEAH THAT YOU RENT FOR LESS THAN $800 PER MONTH! YOU HAVE NEVER OWNED YOUR OWN PLACE.
I went to an Ivy League school – the University of Pennsylvania – for my undergraduate degree in economics and my graduate degree in management (Wharton School of Business). RIGHT! YOU DID NOT GPO THERE – THAT WAS ANOTHER JOHN PAGE – MR. CON ARTIST
What activities do you currently participate in to stay in shape? (WHAT KIND OF A WAY TO WORD A QUESTION IS THAT – MAN THIS KID IS A TOOL) I work out 4 times a week at LA Fitness (TRUE YOU DO HAVE A MEMBERSHIP THERE, AND HAVE BEEN ASKED TO LEAVE WOMEN ALONE, BUT YOU DO NOT GO THERE 4 TIMES A WEEK)
Do you exercise regularly? I am 6 feet tall (NO YOU ARE NOT – I’VE DATED YOU), 185 pounds – what about yourself? I am truly sorry if that sounds rude, impolite or even downright crass, but I have been deceived before by inaccurate representations so I prefer someone be upfront and honest on initial contact…(ACTUALLY JOHN IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU ARE SAYING…IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE A SCARY TOOL WIERDO THAT IS ALWAYS TRYING TO GET YOUR DATES DRUNK SO YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEM)
I do mergers & acquisitions (corporate finance) for Limited Brands (Bath & Body Works, Victoria’s Secret, etc).(NO YOU DONT – YOU WERE FIRED FROM THAT JOB!!! I HAVE FRIENDS THAT WORK THERE AND THEY TOLD ME WHAT A CREEP YOU WERE! YOU HAVEN’T HAD A JOB IN OVER 10 YEARS!!! YOU SPEND YOUR DAY ON THE COMPUTER ENTERING CONTESTS!!! YOU DONT DO ANYTHING. EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DO NOTHING FOR A LIVING AND ARE POOR AS CAN BE. YOU STOLE FROM ME! AND PREYED OTHERS WHO FELT SORRY FOR YOU!!
Do you have any other recent pictures you care to share?( BECAUSE I NEED THE PICS TO PUT IN MY MATCH.COM BOOK I HAVE. IT IS A BOOK THAT CHRONICLES ALL THE WOMEN I HAVE SLEPT WITH A LIVING AND RUNNING RECORD. I HAVE COMMENTS BY EACH PHOTO SO I NEED YOUR TO ADD TO THE COLLECTION. CREEPY HUH? I have many others if you care to see them.
You are an old fuck! Stop lying about your age!
Your Beemer is older than you!
You rent – not own
You are awful in bed
You are a boring human being
June 2nd, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Hey Everyone!!! Snickers slept with the Tool!!!
I have regretted a few of the women I have slept with, but I don’t post about it!! hahahahaha
OK, so I don’t really “regret” any of them, but I don’t post about about them
June 3rd, 2008 at 12:45 am
it was a pity fuck and it was all about him – this was way before he became the tool he is now.
June 3rd, 2008 at 10:59 am
Born or made? Nature or nurture? What is the genesis of “toolism”?perhaps you contributed to his “toolism”?
December 18th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
“Everything I have ever worked for in my life has been sullied in one day, by one person.”
Yeah, it was the ‘John’ guy, wasn’t it?