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Elphaba: Vegetarian lasagna. Animals should not be killed for their meat. On Halloween, I stay at home because that’s when all the people are out making fun of it. They don’t know what Halloween means, especially to someone who’s actually green. They’re all, it’s like ‘nice costume.’ Everybody thinks I’m wicked because I’m green. Not true. I used to give out apples until people began to believe this myth about razor blades. Now I give out candy; otherwise people would egg my castle.

The Undead: I like Kit Kats. That and brains. Sometimes together. Brains get a little sour, so Kit Kats sweeten them. I certainly don’t want a salad on Halloween. I want flesh. I particularly like virgin females. YES! They taste sweeter. They’re very pure. And we get the hobos off the street in Atlanta and eat them. We’re trying to do our job to clean up Atlanta. People who’ve eaten a lot of sugar, their brains taste better. Particularly if they’ve eaten Kit Kats.

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Joker: I love smoothies. It doesn’t mess up the makeup. I hate liver. I don’t care how many sauteed onions you have on it. People won’t open the door [for me] on Halloween. It’s because of this killer smile. I love to scare the freakin’ Jesus out of them. The cops won’t put me away. They don’t want to put me in with the rest of the criminals. They’re afraid I’ll kill them. The criminals are afraid, too. They know if they ask the wrong question, I’ll just push them out in the middle of traffic.

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