Is Satan responsible for California wildfires?
October 24, 2007 at 2:30 pm by Andisheh Nouraee in NewsAccording to California’s emergency management office, 426,236 acres of Southern California have been consumed during the latest round of wildfires.
That’s equal to 666 square miles.
These fires are clearly the work of Satan.
October 24th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
I think John Fitzgerald Page set the fires to distract us.
October 24th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
Only 71,044 more acres and then we can blame it on God.
October 24th, 2007 at 10:59 pm
Whew! I thought it was global warming’s fault. What a relief.
October 25th, 2007 at 9:05 am
It has to be global warming, because there is no God, therefore no Satan and there have never been fires in California before…. haha
October 26th, 2007 at 10:22 am
I’m sick and tired of you mere mortals constantly bashing me. Jesus put you up to this, right?!!!
October 26th, 2007 at 10:50 am
Satan, I hereby cast you from this sacred den of Atlanta anger! Be out, demon! We have no want for you here!
PS Does Hell have droughts?
October 26th, 2007 at 11:06 am
Satan created John Fitzgerald Page too. Do not be fooled.