Sonny did! Hallelujah!

Boy, were we wrong here at CL.

We had joined the national chorus of skeptics, naysayers and scoffers who made light of the governor’s efforts on Tuesday to petition the Lord for precipitation.

But after last night’s rain event — only a day and a half after the state-sanctioned prayer session — we admit to having egg on our face (Sonny side up, of course).

Now that we know our governor has a broadband connection to heaven, we’re imagining future prayers that could be used to overcome problems facing our state:

• Please, Lord, give us a balanced budget that contains just enough pork to keep our constituents on the side of righteousness, rather than contributing to our ungodly opponents.

• Please, Lord, widen Roswell Road at I-285 during rush hours and around lunch.

• Please, Lord, give us clean-running storm drains on North Avenue.

• Please, Lord, smite the greedy mussels of the Apalachicola River for stealing our precious water. If possible, please smite them in a creamy tomato basil sauce.

Can you think of anything else to add unto the Sonny-do list?