Dixie dregs
November 20, 2007 at 11:56 am by Scott Henry in NewsHey, kids! A new forecast by our friends at the Army Corps of Engineers tells us it’ll be only a few short weeks till we’re all drinking from Lake Lanier’s “dead pool.†Mmm!
Maybe we could bottle it and market it under some tasty-sounding name. Here’s some suggestions:
- Stagnant Springs
- Buford Dam Backwash
- Eau de Merde
- Effluvi-Yum
- Sedimentally Yours
- Brown Water Mountain
- Fish-kill Spritzer
- Aqua-Giardia
- Cesspool Juice
- Dasani
OK, here’s the lovely chart (click to enlarge):
November 23rd, 2007 at 11:43 am
Essence of Effluence
H2OhGross!
Sidney’s Swill (as in Sidney Lanier)
Saliva du Sidney
Corps Crud
Pungent Perrier
Your Children’s Future
November 23rd, 2007 at 6:24 pm
Crapple
The Darkness
SludgeChug
Refuse Juice
This-Water-Was-Once-Tee-Tee (replete with a dolphin logo, just for kicks)
GrowthAde
E.Coli Cola