Santa Seagal
December 3, 2007 at 12:00 pm by Thomas Wheatley in News
Because zero-emission sleigh rides are for suckers, Santa Claus is getting all commando on us this year and will be arriving via helicopter in Sterling on the Lakes, a community in Flowery Branch on Dec. 8.
He touches down at 2:15 p.m. The World’s Oldest Aviator will then shuffle up to the clubhouse to hear what the kids want for Christmas and pose with frightened babies. Elves, according to a spokesman, will be present but will not ride on the helicopter. Parents will be on hand, filled with joy at seeing their kids’ delight over seeing the corpulent Gift Giving Man, and a dash of discomfort. Going on at the same time of Santa’s invasion will be carriage rides, cookie decorating, choir singin’ and a Christmas tree auction for charity. Santa will cap off the extravaganza by leaving in a car. Come out and witness the mystery of the holiday season!
(Photo courtesy of the U.S. Coast Guard, 8th District)
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