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Streetalk: Are you excited about that holiday office party?

December 11, 2007 at 4:30 am by Jeff Slate in Streetalk

fall_streetalk1_01_32.jpgSara: I’m excited about going to my husband’s office party. I want to see if there’s really any hot girls he works with so I can be on him. I just want to make sure. I hope they’re all big and fat and have moles all over their face. I’ll be looking around. I’ll just keep a little list in my head. I’ll be real nice, but I’ll make sure I get their names. He has no reason to lie, but he’s a man, so you never know.

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fall_streetalk1_02_32.jpgJohn: My boss invited me and my pregnant fiancee to the party. My ex-girlfriend works there and she’s telling embarrassing stories about me, so my boss e-mailed me saying he heard I tend to get drunk and belligerent at these parties. That really pissed me off. I decided not to go. My ex tends to make snide remarks and my current fiancee has a propensity towards violence. I don’t want the baby to get hurt.

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fall_streetalk1_03_32.jpgHalima: No, because the first year meeting everybody is kind of nice and kind of cordial. The second year, when you realize people’s attitude and differences, you realize you’re better off staying home. I’m not going. I’d rather spend my time with people I really care about as opposed to people who are fake. You don’t want to be around people who smile in your face and give you a cheesy gift you don’t like. It seems ridiculous.

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One Response to “Streetalk: Are you excited about that holiday office party?”

  1. The ex-girlfriend Says:

    It’s no use to be pissed off about the truth & at least my snide comments are made in private.

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