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Mathilde and Sarah

The following list may be amusing, but it’s not a joke.

11 things I wish Mathilde and Sarah didn’t eat in 2007

11. Two hand towels

10. Eight tomatoes

9. The door trim inside the bathroom

8. Handwritten notes for a cover story I wrote in July

7. A bag of roasted, salted peanuts

6. A double CD recording of the Genesis reunion concert I attended with my mom in September

5. Smile by Brian Wilson

4. Approximately seven loaves of bread

3. A can of sardines

2. A $10 bill

1. A $20 bill

And in case you’re wondering what a dog looks like after eating an entire loaf of bread, click here.

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